I tell ya if I was deployed with zero access to any alcohol of any kind, the first thing I would drink in the airport when I got back would be a Guinness Extra Stout. So delicious, practically a meal and anyone playing GunGame yesterday afternoon/last night can attest to the fact that they take you where you want to be.
As for liquor, I'd start with a Jack and Coke. Good combo, definitely should remind you of 'Murica.