Quote Originally Posted by NoWheaties View Post
Have you ever tried to take a pepsid and a few gaviscon after drinking? I get heartburn alot (acid reflux ;/) and have em laying around and they really seem to do the job.
Have you ever tried using bleach as a mixer in your imaginary liquor you drink?
You should also try shooting a liter of crack, meth, and heroin, directly into your eyeball. Really gets ya goin.