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    Quote Originally Posted by XX0wnsXY View Post
    I agree. jewelry.. yeah bring it to me in a box. lol.
    Right? Jewelry makes any woman happy. An expensive getaway makes any woman happy. A snuggie does not make a woman happy. I will kill myself before I invest money on a fucking snuggie for my gf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loka View Post
    Right? Jewelry makes any woman happy. An expensive getaway makes any woman happy. A snuggie does not make a woman happy. I will kill myself before I invest money on a fucking snuggie for my gf.
    Let me be an example to all. If you buy your significant other a snuggie for any occasion other than just because, you will not get the goods. lol.

    If you were a beautiful sound in the echos all around, I'd be your harmony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XX0wnsXY View Post
    Let me be an example to all. If you buy your significant other a snuggie for any occasion other than just because, you will not get the goods. lol.
    I'll be another example. For my anniversary with my ex-fiancee I booked a nice hotel room, took her to her first baseball game (since she loves baseball but never went to a pro game) and she took me to the zoo because I love polar bears in the same day and bought me a stuffed polar bear = happy me, plus a romantic dinner and a day in the city of Chicago... that night = damn straight got the goods lol.

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    look, i would have agreed with you all. however, about a week after i saw the first commercial for the snuggie (and that's a week of talking about how fucking retarded it was) i was sitting in my room, freezeing, reading a book and the though "damn i could use a snuggie" went throgh my head.

    and also, my gf was an extremely sentimental, somewhat clingy (not in a bad way) girl. so, when i gave it to her, i told her that i knew "she got really cold sometimes, especially w/out me there to warm you up, so i got you this for while i'm gone"
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    so, when i gave it to her, i told her that i knew "she got really cold sometimes, especially w/out me there to warm you up, so i got you this for while i'm gone"
    That's exactly what my ex told me since our relationship was long distance. I thought "you mother fucker". lolol. I'm just messin with you acolyte. Sure, some girls probably like it and will appreciate anything they get, but I'm just admitting that no matter how suprised i acted, I was fuming on the inside! lol. Hey, atleast I pretended to like it. I could have been a total bitch and sent it back to the asshat. However, in his defense, for my birthday he got me the best present that anyone could ever get me.. a year's membership to the boca java club. every month for 12 months I got 3 new flavors of exotic coffee shipped to my door. That was awesome. Snuggie was fail though.

    If you were a beautiful sound in the echos all around, I'd be your harmony.

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    Get a new blanket, toss and turn in it, and tell her "so you have me close when I'm not there to keep you warm." I swear men don't get sentimental. You mean the best, but the sentiment lacks BIG TIME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loka View Post
    Get a new blanket, toss and turn in it, and tell her "so you have me close when I'm not there to keep you warm." I swear men don't get sentimental. You mean the best, but the sentiment lacks BIG TIME.
    this.

    I would like to add to my case that I got him an engraved USB keychain from Thingsremembered.com and spent a lot of time on it. Then I got snuggie. ;(

    If you were a beautiful sound in the echos all around, I'd be your harmony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XX0wnsXY View Post
    this.

    I would like to add to my case that I got him an engraved USB keychain from Thingsremembered.com and spent a lot of time on it. Then I got snuggie. ;(
    Oh that's terrible. I did the same thing that I suggested because she was in Wisconsin and I was in Boston, so I got her the blanket slept in it for 2 days so it had the scent of me, and got her a Build a Bear me. When she got it she said she went straight to bed with the blanket and bear because it had my scent which she loved.

    She did the same thing for me, but actually a pillow case saying I love you *insert my name* in every language known to man... which I thought was super cute and I did sleep with it every night along with her Build a Bear and chocolates lol

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    Got a blister? Ibuprofen. Can't feel from your waist down? Ibuprofen. Got a spider bite? Ibuprofen. - SPC S-Rod & Me

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    my bf always buys me usefull stuff i need >.< like a waffle maker, a vacuum cleaner, a hair dryer, an external hd, a new screen, a keyboard,...
    too bad he's not rly the romantic type >.< but at least all his gifts are used on a regular basis



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    well, since she was several sizes smaller than myself, i also gave her 2 of my shirts i wore a few times during the week as sleep shirts.

    and, for our first anniversary (1 year), i bought this little photo-keychain thing and i ook a bunch of pictures of the two of us from certain times (my junior prom, beach vacation, camping trips, etc...) as well as just ones of us being together and i loaded it up and gave it to her.

    so don't say that guys can't et sentimental, because we can. we just have to switch our brains off of "normal, sensible" to "psychotic, sentimental".
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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