who said i feel bad? and when is it my fault that your mom gave you brain damage with a coat hanger? too bad you weren't in that car with her and got smeared instead.
how to i seems upset? just because i point out all your flaws doesn't mean i'm upset.
it's nice that you try to imagine what i look like, but i should stop you now, i don't swing that way, i see why you joined the army though.
why would i be angry about living in Canada? it's the greatest country in the world. i pride myself everyday in knowing that i live in a place that doesn't turn out stupid fucks like yourself on a constant basis.