yes!! always travel w/ a cripple. they'll have someone waiting w/ a wheelchair when you get off the plane, and will take you all the way to the next one. also, the cripple and everyone traveling w/ them get to cut the security lines and get checked out first!
i'ma going to start a business: rent-a-cripple.
offices outside the philladelphia airport, la airport, some airport in texas, and one more place.
I'm REALLY bored. I'm in Missouri for a fam reunion and the power went out from a storm.