Seriously are you people retarded? I constantly hear is "I can't change my name", so here is how you do it, since you're all too retarded to figure it out.

SHIFT + TAB brings up your friends list and achievements and such. There is a little down arrow next to your name on friends list. Press it. Select "change profile name" ??? PROFIT. It isn't that difficult, stop using it as an excuse.

PS this could also be in drunk thread because I haven't been sober since the beginning of the US/Ghana game...yesterday.

It's only binge drinking if you stop!