really the fingers of his parents. Realizing his mistake he....
poop and out of no were a fat hippie in a banana suit pointed and said HA HA!
also...
.......his pet gorilla came running up and started licking him on the legs.....which made blades feel so good that he started to...........
"BLINK-BLINK-BLINK-BLINK-BLINK"
grow an erection, blade immediately thought "this is so wrong, THIS IS like bestiality" and proceeded to..
A MASTERBATION video for the mafia to get his rhinestone back for his snail, he thought whatever it takes to make him shiny agian. When all of a sudden..
IT WAS A TARP. Once blade had sent the porn to the mafia, the mafia spreaded all around the world and now blade was in humiliation so he only had last thing to do...
hole up in his parent's basement and live out the rest of his life online on the IBIS gaming servers where no one knows that he's really the guy from the porn video.