A MASTERBATION video for the mafia to get his rhinestone back for his snail, he thought whatever it takes to make him shiny agian. When all of a sudden..
IT WAS A TARP. Once blade had sent the porn to the mafia, the mafia spreaded all around the world and now blade was in humiliation so he only had last thing to do...
hole up in his parent's basement and live out the rest of his life online on the IBIS gaming servers where no one knows that he's really the guy from the porn video.
the end, OR IS IT... the gorilla did not like the idea of hiding from a trerrible mistake... he picked up a phone book and got on google, searching for the higher leaders of the mafia, seeking revenge for there trickery and locating "my precious's" rhinestone