View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass?

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  • Fold your toiletpaper

    8 66.67%
  • Crumple your toilet paper

    2 16.67%
  • Corn Cob (for all you renecks out there)

    0 0%
  • You don't

    2 16.67%
  • Write your own way in.

    0 0%
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Thread: Fold or Crumple?

  1. Default Fold or Crumple?

    Ok so we got a few new faces around here so its time to bring back the old "How do you wipe your ass thread?"

    Pole's there, vote, and explain LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    thx for all the opinions and advice ppl... aside from rage lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO
    Think of the reserved slot as a vip ticket to the club. You get to go past the line and kick someone out of the club so you can get in. However if on your way to the club some fat ass gets stuck in the door when the bouncer goes to check him then you got to wait for the fire department to cut his fat ass out of the door before you can get in.

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    no poll

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    I was in the process of making it. Last thread turned out pretty successful. You can vote and explain. I usually grab a length and fold it 3 times so I don't have to worry about my fingers punching threw.
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    thx for all the opinions and advice ppl... aside from rage lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO
    Think of the reserved slot as a vip ticket to the club. You get to go past the line and kick someone out of the club so you can get in. However if on your way to the club some fat ass gets stuck in the door when the bouncer goes to check him then you got to wait for the fire department to cut his fat ass out of the door before you can get in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage View Post
    Ok so we got a few new faces around here so its time to bring back the old "How do you wipe your ass thread?"

    Pole's there, vote, and explain LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    no poll
    no, mickey's right. poll
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    no, mickey's right. poll
    lol ill contribute, folding 4 squares, then folding agian to a rectangle, and one last time to a smaller square. thats being resourceful

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    lol so you wipe your ass with a peice of toilet paper the size of a quarter!
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    thx for all the opinions and advice ppl... aside from rage lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO
    Think of the reserved slot as a vip ticket to the club. You get to go past the line and kick someone out of the club so you can get in. However if on your way to the club some fat ass gets stuck in the door when the bouncer goes to check him then you got to wait for the fire department to cut his fat ass out of the door before you can get in.

  7. #7

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    I fold, but when I feel lazy I crumple


    Quote Originally Posted by Zero
    So... what your trying to tell me is that you saw a spherical square?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage View Post
    lol so you wipe your ass with a peice of toilet paper the size of a quarter!
    no i wipe my ass three times by folding the paper in half =O

    you should add paper towels to the poll HAHAHHAA

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    Lmfao paper towels for the times you run out of toilet paper! I should also add your sock for when you are really in a bind.

    And I honestly used to crumple before I seen this poll made years ago, it changed my life. Now I fold
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    thx for all the opinions and advice ppl... aside from rage lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO
    Think of the reserved slot as a vip ticket to the club. You get to go past the line and kick someone out of the club so you can get in. However if on your way to the club some fat ass gets stuck in the door when the bouncer goes to check him then you got to wait for the fire department to cut his fat ass out of the door before you can get in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage View Post
    Lmfao paper towels for the times you run out of toilet paper! I should also add your sock for when you are really in a bind.

    And I honestly used to crumple before I seen this poll made years ago, it changed my life. Now I fold
    first forum intervention?

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