"Famous/Meaningful Quotes"

[XX0wnsXY]

"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand."
-- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

"It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered."
-- Aeschylus

"Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful, or were her eyes so beautiful because she was so loved?"
-- Anzia Yenerska

[devour]

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. and i'm all out of gum." - the duke

"are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT?" - sheldon jeffrey sands

[acolyte_to_jippity]

mine are more dialogues than anything else.

Book: I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong. I believe... I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship.
Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

sometimes, the life you expect, is not the one you're meant for

Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can...how do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?
Mal: You don't know me, son, so let me put this to you plainly: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed.
Simon: Are you always this sentimental?
Mal: I had a good day.
Simon: You had the Alliance on you, criminals and savages... half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded including yourself, and you're harboring known fugitives.
Mal: We're still flying.
Simon: That's not much.
Mal: It's enough.

first part: keep your honnor, it's all you have. second part, take what you can get at the end of the day. nothing else really matters.

Inara: You're always breaking the rules, no matter which society you're in! You don't get along with ordinary criminals either, which is why you're constantly getting in trouble!
Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave.

this one's obvious

[Rage]

Quotes I live by:

"You can't fix stupid" - Ron White

"Its always funny when its not you" - Myself


And a Sherrif said this to me once when he pulled me over for speeding:

"And what does that have to do with the price of eggs?"

That statement right there literally left me speechless for 5 minutes. He felt so bad for confusing the shit out of me, he let me off rly easy.

[Rawr]

"For the history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sewn thick with evidences that a truth is not hard to kill, and that a lie well told is immortal." - Mark Twain

"Nobody is taller than the last man standing" - John J Corage

"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read." - Mark Twain

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education. " - Mark Twain

“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.” - Hemingway

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1. The pen is mightier than the sword.-Edward Bulwer-Lytton


2.He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.-Jesus Christ


3. The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.-vince lombardi

[XxMastagunzxX]

"Who the fuck said that?"-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

[Clone]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and im all outta bubble gum"- Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"


"To Do a Barrel Roll" - Peppy Hare


Clone

[Kavinsky]

Typical fucking clone, oh well it was getting too serious anyways.



at 0:27 best quote ever, I just love how nonchalant he is after getting shot at with a shotgun



I lied.