Quotes I live by:

"You can't fix stupid" - Ron White

"Its always funny when its not you" - Myself


And a Sherrif said this to me once when he pulled me over for speeding:

"And what does that have to do with the price of eggs?"

That statement right there literally left me speechless for 5 minutes. He felt so bad for confusing the shit out of me, he let me off rly easy.