Originally Posted by
acolyte_to_jippity
I'm serious.
A friend of mine was at a party. He looked around and noticed there were only like 2 girls there, and asked someone where all the chicks were at. This other person shrufgged, and said "downstairs, tyler's thereatening to kill himself". My friend went downstairs and found the kid holding a razer to his wrist, surrounded by a mass of girls. My friend pushed through to tyler, grabbed the razer and tossed it in the trash, and beat the shit out of the guy. Afterwards, he bent down and said "if you're going to kill yourself fucking do it. we don't care, just stop hogging the chicks" and went back upstairs.
Next day, tyler wasn't emo anymore.