As i type this i have an Asian lady trying to mime to me how her stupid kid ran into a badminton pole and cut his head open. really, miming, shes doesn't speak understandable English so she's putting on a little show, in the front lobby.

Now she's trying to say the equipment is too dangerous because it's steel and it's sticking out of the ground.

I wonder if i'll get in shit if i tell her that if her kid is too stupid to not hurt himself during fuck badminton he shouldn't be allowed out of the house without a fuck helmet.

She's complaining that the gym should be better padded, maybe they should keep him inside more...

Now she's thinking about having me call a fucking ambulance! the kid has a cut, he's not hemorrhaging! If i have to do 3 days of paperwork over this i'm calling immigration.

If he got blood on the floor i'm using his face to mop it up.