fuck tosh and dunham. jokoy and brand should have thier own shows. actually, a carrot would have a better show than both tosh and dunham.
back to chappelle quotes: bitch i live in a fucking trash can!
fuck tosh and dunham. jokoy and brand should have thier own shows. actually, a carrot would have a better show than both tosh and dunham.
back to chappelle quotes: bitch i live in a fucking trash can!
HOW'S IT TASTE MUTHAFUCKA!
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Got a blister? Ibuprofen. Can't feel from your waist down? Ibuprofen. Got a spider bite? Ibuprofen. - SPC S-Rod & Me
Nigga what is this juice!
hahaha!
Me and my roomies in college used to do Chappelle and Katt Williams marathons. And then I introduced them to Gabriel Iglesias too. Was 2 black chicks and 3 Puerto Rican chicks. We were the loudest fucking room in the dorm.
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Got a blister? Ibuprofen. Can't feel from your waist down? Ibuprofen. Got a spider bite? Ibuprofen. - SPC S-Rod & Me
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Got a blister? Ibuprofen. Can't feel from your waist down? Ibuprofen. Got a spider bite? Ibuprofen. - SPC S-Rod & Me
Best comedians ?
#1: Georges Carlin: by all means the God of all comedians... oh wait, he says there aint a God:P
(i like his "airplanes BS talk" and "similarities" the most...7 words isnt bad i suppose.
quote= "seatbelt, high tech SHIT!"
quote2 ="[...] that cold sore feeling in ur throat when u eat icecream [..]cant do nthn about but wait for it to go away? then what do we do? EAT MORE ICECREAM! WHAT ARE WE FUCKING STUPID?!!"
#2: Dave chapelle: funny as hell ,his talks are always about black folks not being treated fair (some comedians that overdo the racism jokes irritate me) YET every joke he made about the unfair treatments was both TRUE and HILARIOUSLY mentionned
quote about a girl air tight ="[...]she'd be on them like a chicken on a rotissery!",
#3 Gabriel Iglesias: His comedy acts are WAY different from the other comedians, he has his own style and doesnt focus of a specific overall subject, his "comedy" is his randomness and his gestures.
quote 1: "...now there are SIX levels and fatness: [...] Big, healthy, husky, fluffy, and DAMN!!!... and the new level is : OH HELL NO!"
im surprised that no one mentioned richard pryor?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9pKLL27YYQ