Urban Dictionary - Names.

[๖ReS]

1.Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

2.Matt

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

Becky- 'i don't understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasn't he called?!?'
Jessica- 'i told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!'

I AM A FUCKING SEX GOD. BOW DOWN TO MATT, AND SUCK MY ENORMOUS DEE.

[CYBER]

"Cyber" : sex online
ex: "i lost my virginity by cybering!"

(interesting....what did she do? put a fucking USB up ur vag?????? and the guy putting his meat rod in the ethernet port?)


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Name:
1. Charles
The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The fucking hottest person in the world.
ex: Damn, i really wanna fuck that Charles.

ex: I hope that Charles notices me tonight.

ex: Damn that Charles is fucking fine!
ex: charles hot sexy fine world damn
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[๖ReS]

"Cyber" : sex online
ex: "i lost my virginity by cybering!"

(interesting....what did she do? put a fucking USB up ur vag?????? and the guy putting his meat rod in the ethernet port?)


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Name:
1. Charles
The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The fucking hottest person in the world.
ex: Damn, i really wanna fuck that Charles.

ex: I hope that Charles notices me tonight.

ex: Damn that Charles is fucking fine!
ex: charles hot sexy fine world damn
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=

Good sir. This is a lie, I did not lie about my name.

Edit: Checked it, it's true. What the fuck man.

[Wolfenstinger]

"Cyber" : sex online
ex: "i lost my virginity by cybering!"

(interesting....what did she do? put a fucking USB up ur vag?????? and the guy putting his meat rod in the ethernet port?)

Insert Floppy into Disk Drive.

Blow on Nintendo 64 Cartridge.

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