Hello, bitches.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Keep your tears out of my introduction thread, sissy, and shut your mouth when you're talking to me. If I wanted to be exposed to incessant moaning, I'd respond to Wagner's repeated advances.

Word of advice: Practice makes perfect, and perfect people don't need to bitch about being killed. Go practice.

dude/dudette, learn to take some fucking jokes. god knows you'll get enough of them around here. too many to start your period over each and every one

welcome btw

[hallwagner]

Keep your tears out of my introduction thread, sissy, and shut your mouth when you're talking to me. If I wanted to be exposed to incessant moaning, I'd respond to Wagner's repeated advances.

Word of advice: Practice makes perfect, and perfect people don't need to bitch about being killed. Go practice.

advances? gigitty

[Carina]

Keep your tears out of my introduction thread, sissy, and shut your mouth when you're talking to me. If I wanted to be exposed to incessant moaning, I'd respond to Wagner's repeated advances.

Word of advice: Practice makes perfect, and perfect people don't need to bitch about being killed. Go practice.

... morning to you too

So.. your saying YOUR perfect??

[Fluffy Frufflebottoms]

... morning to you too

So.. your saying YOUR perfect??

Unequivocally.

[Mrs. Xen_Warrior]

Unequivocally.

Big words don't count for shit here either

[acolyte_to_jippity]

unequivocally - in an unambiguous manner; "she stated her intentions unequivocally"

sooo...you're clearly ambiguous?

are we talking sexually or morally?

[Fluffy Frufflebottoms]

Big words don't count for shit here either

Evidently, they're required. I tried to post "Yes.", but the system appeared unimpressed with the brevity.

[Carina]

Unequivocally.

hahaha i cant stop laughing..
hahahahahahahaha

that is the best fucking joke i have heard since a Christian organization started bitching about Denmark and telling ppl the 10 reasons why God hates Denmark and then used the Finnish flag...

[acolyte_to_jippity]

hahaha i cant stop laughing..
hahahahahahahaha

that is the best fucking joke i have heard since a Christian organization started bitching about Denmark and telling ppl the 10 reasons why God hates Denmark and then used the Finnish flag...

for the record, the Westboro Baptist Church is not really a christian organization.

[Fluffy Frufflebottoms]

hahaha i cant stop laughing..
hahahahahahahaha

that is the best fucking joke i have heard since a Christian organization started bitching about Denmark and telling ppl the 10 reasons why God hates Denmark and then used the Finnish flag...

Okay, this thread has delivered more than I hoped already, so I'm going to be nice and point out that the Landover Baptist Church is an institution of comedy, and that EkstraBladet, purveyors of the distinct brand of journalism from which stories like the one in question are born, is staffed by petulant malcontents who would sooner rile you up and pilfer your wealth, than report on credible news.

Hook, line, and sinker, dear madam.