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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeimuzu View Post
    Wow.. Thank you guys for this.. You have no idea how much I needed a good laugh.

    Good news is, an old guy felt sorry for me, so now he's training me to become a security guard.. Once I get the certificate I can go start looking for part time security jobs!.. Easy.. Right?...... Right?

    And Mag, you gonna be alright?
    well i'm sure you'll be the only applicant who can bring his own sword.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    well i'm sure you'll be the only applicant who can bring his own sword.
    Can't even use my own gun if I have a permit for it.. I have to get a class G security license.. Which isn't so hard.. If you have the 24 hour D license, which I'm getting, companies will normally hire you and send you off for further training.

    I just need a part time job out of this though.. and lets hope school doesn't get overwhelming if.. When I do..

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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