Lambdadelta move over! Go rape Bernkastel or something.
For I have found: A NEW WAIFU
The heavens part to reveal:
Ana Coppola from Ichigo Mashimaro
Why do I like her? Well, let's see. That silky blonde hair, those beautiful blue eyes, that creamy white skin...
What? It's a waifu thread. It's supposed to be creepy. Oh shit, I think the Loli Police are knocking at my door again. Dammit! I WON'T SHARE HER WITH YOU PEDOBEAR...