Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[ZERO]

Why not just have a phalanx...

[Paper]

a phalanx? to fight zombies? You'd probably knock the ones in the front down, then they'd nibble your toes off lol

Besides, to maintain a formation like that and keep it in order requires an amount of discipline that most people who would be fighting zombies just don't have.

[Troxed]

well to be honest u would be surprised how if people listen to someone who knows what is really going on what people can do. zero was with me in one occasion we caded a room and everyone started tripping out so i kinda established order and when i saw peps were listening i said if this fails u can ban me but only if people dont try to make it fail and it didnt. under pressure some people sink and collapse under it others strive to the top.

[ManBearPig <ibis>]

well to be honest u would be surprised how if people listen to someone who knows what is really going on what people can do. zero was with me in one occasion we caded a room and everyone started tripping out so i kinda established order and when i saw peps were listening i said if this fails u can ban me but only if people dont try to make it fail and it didnt. under pressure some people sink and collapse under it others strive to the top.

OMG your such a great leader. I think we should elect you for our next president!!! Get over it, people call strats all the time in the PUB and they usually work. Cuz zombie server has once instance of unity doesn't mean you will get players willing to do it again.

I dont mean this as an insult, your post just seemed kinda corny.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

think about this...

Move up north into northen canada in a town were they get an outsider once a year.

Just go up their and introduce these people to fire arms and food that isn't fish.

They will fall in love with ya and make you into a regular villager.

Then you tell them of the incoming danger, and hopefully they listen. ( for the conversation sakes, just say they believe you. )

Have them dig a trench around the town and surronding the water with a ditch 10 feet wide and 10 feet deep. This would be the perfect defense. The only way your done is if they can walk or swim through water.

Last resort?... tie a sharp enough wire that will cut your neck off around your neck. Super glue your hands to your head so nothing can pull your hands off you head. Then you kill yourself by jumping off a stool and your head is chop off. Since your head is chop off, it would be super glue to your hands above your head and it would look like you rip your head off.

[Troxed]

i understand u think its corny but what i mean is u dont know how people will act. it is a dependent situation

[deprodigy]

holy shit you talk like canada has a bunch of neanderthals... you live in a fantasy world and you are psycho.

[Paper]

That Canadian scenario sounds sort of like High Plains Drifter, only without the townspeople actually falling in love with the stranger... and the head being pulled off thing.

As for people listening to leaders, people who aren't used to quick moving/dangerous scenarios will often just freak, no matter who's giving orders or how they're doing it, if you try and get 20 people to line up and fight bloody, moaning, mangled zombies, I can just about guarantee half will abandon you and try to get as far away as they can.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

holy shit you talk like canada has a bunch of neanderthals... you live in a fantasy world and you are psycho.

lol. it's just an idea and probably the best idea, due to a less population. Less people = less idiots = less of a chance to get fuck.

Yes they may not be smart, but for the sake of the conversation it would be a good idea.

[deprodigy]

lol. it's just an idea and probably the best idea, due to a less population. Less people = less idiots = less of a chance to get fuck.

Yes they may not be smart, but for the sake of the conversation it would be a good idea.

still doesn't explain your psycho suicidal fantasy! lol you should be a writer for the Saw series.