Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[Coach Owens]

Meh, I'd rather just use my preferable weapon of choice, a simple F-35 Lightning II, thanks.

[deprodigy]

Meh, I'd rather just use my preferable weapon of choice, a simple F-35 Lightning II, thanks.

that's cheating... no jets allowed. you can have a liger.

[Coach Owens]

that's cheating... no jets allowed. you can have a liger.

I was unaware that it was possible to cheat when being swarmed by the living dead? Shocking.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

still doesn't explain your psycho suicidal fantasy! lol you should be a writer for the Saw series.

hmm, im not that big of a fan of saw lol.

say for example, you want to keep people from invading your city, so you build a wall around your city to keep people from coming in, and protecting your city. If you dig a hole around your city, it is the same thing as a fence. Say if someone wanted to get into your city, you would have to build a bridge or climb out of the hole. If people came and they would be stop by the hole, they would have to either find a solution to get around it. Say if zombies were stupid and kept running they would fall in the hole in get stuck. Then u can just catch the hole on fire, just pour gasoline in the entire hole on top of the zombies, and boom easy way to get rid of them.

Or just O.D on pills to get yourself killed instantly. Fun death!

1 bottle of scotch.
20 Advil
=
1 hell of a death

[deprodigy]

yet another suicide attempt...

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

yet another suicide attempt...

im not crazy...

well actually im a nice person.

[Paper]

Meh, I'd rather just use my preferable weapon of choice, a simple F-35 Lightning II, thanks.

And we thought getting a tank would be hard, imagine trying to get a prototype fighter lol

Besides, I think an A-10 would be better for a zombie swarming situation. More ordinance, better survivability. In fact, the design of the turbines was specifically planned out the way it was in order to lower the chance of taking in debris on a forward landing strip. You'll need that kind of durability if you're hopping from abandoned runway to abandoned runway in a zombie infested apocalypse. Plus, if by some off chance you catch survivors shooting at you while you're at low altitudes, the cockpit is re-enforced to protect the pilot.

Oh, and to top it off it's just one bad-ass CAS fighter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPwaApe4Rk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iz5MwPsfyo
Too bad we can't call in a-10 runs when our cade is about to be over-run

[ManBearPig <ibis>]

All you need is Iron Man. His suit battery can last forever (i think) and he can fucking fly if his location ever gets to swarmed with zombies. His armor can take a few hits, and the dude that pilots it is a genius. Because he is a genius he can eventually develop the perfect base to protect himself wile he is sleeping.

Now all we need is for him to actually exist....

[Paper]

yes, that whole not existing part might not work so well if we all got swarmed by zombies.

I read an article in popsci about self-sustaining colonies that could be set up on the moon, that would be a cool place to chill while we wait for the zombies starve to death.

Until those get set up we can hide in Fort Creedy, anyone play Urban Dead? http://www.urbandead.com/index.html
Web browser based MMO zombie game.

[ZERO]

You might want to remember that "If you dies in Canada you dies for RLz!"