Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[inthebutt]

three words for all of you; IRON MAN SUIT.

fuck having guns and ammo, put anyone in a suit like that and they could just rip zombies apart with their bare hands.

yes it is fictional but like I stated earlier, by the time something like this does happen, technology will be far beyond what we can imagine today.

if it happened tonight fuck I'm finding my way to a submarine and hunkering down till this shit disappears. subs can stay under water for as long as a year if needed and there armed to the teeth with cruise missiles.

[Paper]

If we're talking small arms for squads, why not grab some SCAR's? There are several different variants to fill just about any role, designed to be reliable and easily maintained. Plus, using nato standard rounds in both heavy and light variants, shouldn't have too much trouble finding ammo.

Silence-able too, if you really want to kill zombies with minimal noise.

The Zombie Survival Guide was fun to read, but I wouldn't really take everything he wrote to heart (if you were going to take a zombie apocalypse scenario seriously to begin with); his recommendation to use WWII era weapons might make some sense, but it doesn't take into account a lot of problems you might encounter when using something like an M1 or a Mauser.
Easiest way I can compare this to zmod is to compare it to hunting deformed's. Would you grab a scout and hunt them?

[Jeimuzu]

Sticking together is important.

You all just would leech off the bunker I built in my back yard filled with supplies.

And to be honest, a zombie infection probably could happen.

There's a bug that eats away at a cat's brain until it becomes suicidal and tries to get itself killed, that way it can use the body to breed.

Mad cow disease makes cows, well, mad.. A mutation of that could be entirely possible.

The possibilities are out there, so you must ask yourself.. Are you prepared? ~Dun dun dunnn~

[inthebutt]

You all just would leech off the bunker I built in my back yard filled with supplies.

And to be honest, a zombie infection probably could happen.

There's a bug that eats away at a cat's brain until it becomes suicidal and tries to get itself killed, that way it can use the body to breed.

Mad cow disease makes cows, well, mad.. A mutation of that could be entirely possible.

The possibilities are out there, so you must ask yourself.. Are you prepared? ~Dun dun dunnn~

you have one too??? that's awesome.

lol I just have plans for one but I wouldn't put mine in my backyard.

I would actually go build a bunker in a mountain, either near the base or the summit.

Building at the base would provide plenty of resources but it's very vulnerable.

Building at the summit would provide the bunker with plenty of protection but very limited resources.

[Paper]

You all just would leech off the bunker I built in my back yard filled with supplies.

This homeschooling thing gives you WAY too much spare time.

[Kavinsky]

I'd get a diesel mercedes station wagon diesel, cover all the windows in plexyglass, with the exception of the winshield and rig up a cow catcher esq front end with some wood and cover that with plexyglass.

Then grab a shitload of water, food, rifles, ammo, diesel and head into the desert and head for a us cold war silo or bunker thats still in operation and wait 6 months to a year for all the zombies to dry out, freeze or whatever after all they cant reproduce, eventually the weather would kill them all off.

[&&toasties]

you have one too??? that's awesome.

lol I just have plans for one but I wouldn't put mine in my backyard.

I would actually go build a bunker in a mountain, either near the base or the summit.

Building at the base would provide plenty of resources but it's very vulnerable.

Building at the summit would provide the bunker with plenty of protection but very limited resources.

I like the sub idea...but there was a zombeh movie where the zombehs walked under the water!

So that's a nono.

And a mountain?!

HELL YEA.

I'm in.

: D

[๖ReS]

A nuclear sub can stay under water for like 10 years...
And how the fuck would the zombies get to you in open ocean, they cant swim or jump...

Mountain bunker is cool.
The deeper the better.

and @ James, I like the idea of a mutation of the rabies virus like in Dawn of the Dead, you just go crazy and want to bite everything.

[Jeimuzu]

This homeschooling thing gives you WAY too much spare time.

I love it so much Paper. It's probably one of the best things that have happened to me.

And yeah, I forgot about rabies.

[inthebutt]

I love it so much Paper. It's probably one of the best things that have happened to me.

yeah but james man there is a huge downside to homeschooling!!!!

you don't get to randomly hit on chicks in the hallways!!!!

but thats only for high school, in college your allowed to hit on chicks on matter where you are on campus, since the entire campus is like 15 city blocks lol.


as for the nuclear sub, the only hard part would be to actually finding one, not even obama knows where all of the US nuclear subs are.

just keep this in mind there is a nuclear sub out there with a US flag on the side, armed with 15 nuclear missles, cruising around the bottom of the ocean, ready to blow any country back to the stone age.

I think I rather take my chances in the mountains since where I live, I'm completely surrounded by them.