Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[&&toasties]

Does it need to?

These are zombies, not soldiers.



Off roading=bad idea.

Also, how fast do you honestly need to go in a zombie invasion. Last time I checked zombies don't move very fast.

You've obviously never seen 28 days later.

those fuckers moved fast!

[inthebutt]

Does it need to?

These are zombies, not soldiers.



Off roading=bad idea.

Also, how fast do you honestly need to go in a zombie invasion. Last time I checked zombies don't move very fast.

it doesn't matter if its zombies or soldiers. just the ability to do it is all that matters. haven't you ever heard the saying "no matter how good you plan something out, it always gets fucked up" yes your right I may not need to go crashing through walls and cars but if I needed to its good to be sitting in a vehicle that is already capable of doing it.

plus you don't know how zombies are gonna be. we won't know until it happens, it could be slow and clumsy or fast and smart. but like I said its better to be sitting in something that is fast, protective and heavy.

oh and one more plus of the humvee of the van, it already has slots in it to stick the barral of a gun out and shot at shit. while in a van you gotta either roll down the windows completely or keep the door open. to much open space on a van.

[Christmas]

it doesn't matter if its zombies or soldiers. just the ability to do it is all that matters. haven't you ever heard the saying "no matter how good you plan something out, it always gets fucked up" yes your right I may not need to go crashing through walls and cars but if I needed to its good to be sitting in a vehicle that is already capable of doing it.

plus you don't know how zombies are gonna be. we won't know until it happens, it could be slow and clumsy or fast and smart. but like I said its better to be sitting in something that is fast, protective and heavy.

oh and one more plus of the humvee of the van, it already has slots in it to stick the barral of a gun out and shot at shit. while in a van you gotta either roll down the windows completely or keep the door open. to much open space on a van.

Why not just get an APC then?

Or maybe a Bradley Fighting Vehicle?

Also with slots in the humvee, you could make those too. This isn't complicated technology we are talking about here.

[inthebutt]

Why not just get an APC then?

Or maybe a Bradley Fighting Vehicle?

Also with slots in the humvee, you could make those too. This isn't complicated technology we are talking about here.

I have a better chance of acquiring a humvee than an APC or a BRADLEY.

doesn't matter if you can make them or not, why spend the time making them when there already on a humvee??

dude your zombie plan is gonna fail within the first 15 minutes of a zombie apocalypse. I'm gonna drive by in my humvee and see you standing on the side of the road and guess what??? I'm gonna drive by flipping you off!!!!

[Christmas]

Inthebutt, how long do you honestly think it takes to cut holes?

[๖ReS]

Inthebutt, how long do you honestly think it takes to cut holes?

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DECADES.

For reals.

[yours' truely]

when you say decades, do you mean years? around, maybe 10 years? combined several times over teh course of a few hours with a cumulative function followed by dividing a decimal value, circumcized by a non-ordained rabbi in an ICP costume with missing teeth and the ability to divide by zero.

if so, then that's a real long time.

[inthebutt]

Inthebutt, how long do you honestly think it takes to cut holes?

if you have the right equipment, I say about 10 minutes. but are you gonna have the right equipment to cut through a van's side to make holes?? and are you gonna have the time to??

like I said, drive by in a humvee flicking christmas off as he stands on the side of the road next to a broken down van hahahahahaah

oh and I missed you today.

[Christmas]

if you have the right equipment, I say about 10 minutes. but are you gonna have the right equipment to cut through a van's side to make holes?? and are you gonna have the time to??

like I said, drive by in a humvee flicking christmas off as he stands on the side of the road next to a broken down van hahahahahaah

oh and I missed you today.

When preparing for a zombie apocalypse, I'll have the right equipment. I actually Considering I do not have access to a Humvee, I'd have to improvise.



Horray for powertools.

[Breezy]

Because it has been pointed out that shotguns are difficult to reload, take up a lot of space, and aren't the most effective weapon in defeating a zombie?

Hmmm?

I go skeet shooting, at least once a month, shotguns are easy to reload if you know how to. Also, when you're reloading any other weapon and a zombie is in you're face, it's practically impossible to line up, wwith a shut gun, you shove the barrel in his mouth use you're body weight to load one more shell, cock, and pull the trigger.