Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[inthebutt]

Why not just get an APC then?

Or maybe a Bradley Fighting Vehicle?

Also with slots in the humvee, you could make those too. This isn't complicated technology we are talking about here.

I have a better chance of acquiring a humvee than an APC or a BRADLEY.

doesn't matter if you can make them or not, why spend the time making them when there already on a humvee??

dude your zombie plan is gonna fail within the first 15 minutes of a zombie apocalypse. I'm gonna drive by in my humvee and see you standing on the side of the road and guess what??? I'm gonna drive by flipping you off!!!!

[Christmas]

Inthebutt, how long do you honestly think it takes to cut holes?

[๖ReS]

Inthebutt, how long do you honestly think it takes to cut holes?

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DECADES.

For reals.

[yours' truely]

when you say decades, do you mean years? around, maybe 10 years? combined several times over teh course of a few hours with a cumulative function followed by dividing a decimal value, circumcized by a non-ordained rabbi in an ICP costume with missing teeth and the ability to divide by zero.

if so, then that's a real long time.

[inthebutt]

Inthebutt, how long do you honestly think it takes to cut holes?

if you have the right equipment, I say about 10 minutes. but are you gonna have the right equipment to cut through a van's side to make holes?? and are you gonna have the time to??

like I said, drive by in a humvee flicking christmas off as he stands on the side of the road next to a broken down van hahahahahaah

oh and I missed you today.

[Christmas]

if you have the right equipment, I say about 10 minutes. but are you gonna have the right equipment to cut through a van's side to make holes?? and are you gonna have the time to??

like I said, drive by in a humvee flicking christmas off as he stands on the side of the road next to a broken down van hahahahahaah

oh and I missed you today.

When preparing for a zombie apocalypse, I'll have the right equipment. I actually Considering I do not have access to a Humvee, I'd have to improvise.



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