Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[ManBearPig <ibis>]

If the government took action fast enough, why would you need a nuke? Fuel air bomb would do the job just as well, especially because of their ability to blow up things deep into the ground (basements, bunkers, etc. provided the gas the bomb spreads can get to it)

As for tanks, besides just acquiring one, how many of us actually know how to drive one?

Haven't you played HALO? Its just like driving a scorpion tank.

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Ever watch RvB?
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"Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?" lol