This is disturbing on so many levels I can't even begin to comprehend how fucked up this truly is. Seriously, are guys, and apparently girls, that fucked up that they need to woo a hand help female/male in their hands? Hmmmm I think we are falling into a state of horrible and disgusting rituals.I think anyone who buys this app (regulated by the government of course) should also get a free bullet as well. That bullet should then be used to blow your head off.
That's great and all but how does she make a sandwich like a good bitch should?
EDIT: All this talk of USB Vibrators and I had to google it. I want a USB fake pussy that massages and warms. I'll add that to my christmas list.
Look at your sig, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and e-thugging like a nerd yours could be like mine.
Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on IBISgaming.com, reading the sig your sig could be like. I'm sexting your girl.