HAppy Valentines Day!

[&&toasties]

Bingo, looks like toaster strudel has a shitty "other"

He isn't shitty...but he isn't romantic either. And having this holiday forces him to be.

D:

[dice]

You're all wrong. Vday is the day given to single men by god as our day of guaranteed pussy in February.

As always, after commiting premarital sex, remember to confess via the Catholic Confession iPhone App. Religion just gets better and better!

[mag36]

Threre is so many diffent versions of valentines day

orgin
Saint Valentine's Day, commonly shortened to Valentine's Day,[2][3][4] is an annual commemoration held on February 14 celebrating love and affection between intimate companions.[2][4] The day is named after one or more early Christian martyrs, Saint Valentine, and was established by Pope Gelasius I in 496 AD. It was deleted from the Roman calendar of saints in 1969 by Pope Paul VI. It is traditionally a day on which lovers express their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines"). The day first became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.

Modern Valentine's Day symbols include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, handwritten valentines have given way to mass-produced greeting cards.[5]


In Japan
In Japan, Valentine's Day is observed by females who present chocolate gifts (either store-bought or handmade), usually to a male, as an expression of love, courtesy or social obligation. A handmade chocolate is usually preferred by the receiver, because it is a sign that the receiving male is the girl's "only one". On White Day, the converse happens: males who received a honmei-choco (本命チョコ?, "chocolate of love") or giri-choco (義理チョコ?, "courtesy chocolate") on Valentine's Day are expected to return the favor by giving gifts, usually more expensive. Traditionally, popular White Day gifts are cookies, jewellery, white chocolate, white lingerie and marshmallows.[1] Sometimes the term sanbai gaeshi (三倍返し?, literally, "thrice the return") is used to describe the generally recited rule that the return gift should be two to three times the cost of the Valentine's gift.[2]

so in japans version your suppose to give your guy chocolate and you dont get anything yet Toasties

[Rapedollar$]

fuck valentines day

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

i wrote my lady a poem!

The call you Tigress, the goddess, they say your modest and hottest, but when i look at you, i see an 8 ton hippopotamus

[&&toasties]

i wrote my lady a poem!

The call you Tigress, the goddess, they say your modest and hottest, but when i look at you, i see an 8 ton hippopotamus

I have no words for this...just LOL.

[Nemesis]

You know what? you can have your day, because every other day is Man's Day. So for today I'll buy you flowers and tell you that you're pretty, but come tuesday, make me a sandwich, blow me, and shut your mouth.

[XX0wnsXY]

It's been the best valentine's day ever! I didn't even get gifts! It was just great for being able to spend time with the one I love! Seriously, call in the corny music because it's that good!

[Smurf]

You know what? you can have your day, because every other day is Man's Day. So for today I'll buy you flowers and tell you that you're pretty, but come tuesday, make me a sandwich, blow me, and shut your mouth.

You're all wrong. Vday is the day given to single men by god as our day of guaranteed pussy in February.

As always, after commiting premarital sex, remember to confess via the Catholic Confession iPhone App. Religion just gets better and better!

Lol Best Two Post So Far But Sadly All Wrong...
Its About This :


Got Alil Carry'd Away Last Year O_ o

[Metabr34ker]

I couldn't afford flowers and jewelry, so I bought my girlfriend a Jumpluff-themed pokemon deck.