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  1. 02-27-2011 09:46 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tickle Me Emo View Post
    I hate flies passionately. The horrible buzzing, plus the constant dive-bombing of your general head area whenever they get the opportunity, for no good reason. The only good thing about them is that they're easy to kill.
    Really? I always have a difficult time trying to kill them. I see one and go to grab the fly swatter a few feet away, turn back around, and they're fucking gone! I hear them still, but it might just be my poor eyesight, but i can't seem them. :/
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    mosquitoes. personally, theyre the ones i hate the most.

    though ants are second worst.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    i enjoy flies as well dice.

    this is why!

    Personal reform
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    I seriously woke up and the first thing I saw was a fly flying up to my ceiling and landing and I thought... does he have legs on his back? Or is he just such a badass that he can flip and flap his wings backwards to land?

    I can't stop thinking about it.



    Oh and yeah, I killed him. I had to. He was showing off in my room, and that's not tolerated.

    Look at your sig, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and e-thugging like a nerd yours could be like mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    I seriously woke up and the first thing I saw was a fly flying up to my ceiling and landing and I thought... does he have legs on his back? Or is he just such a badass that he can flip and flap his wings backwards to land?

    I can't stop thinking about it.



    Oh and yeah, I killed him. I had to. He was showing off in my room, and that's not tolerated.
    does he have legs on his back?
    Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    i enjoy flies as well dice.

    this is why!

    I have one of those. I got shocked by it once...I ended up on the floor.

    Mosquitoes > Gnats >> Flies >>> Ants


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    Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.


    What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.


    What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"
    some girls like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.


    What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"
    I honestly wouldn't doubt it...
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    -insert MY vagalion here-
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    Girl ties mikey up in chains and spanks him with it.


    What a shocking image.. I can almost hear him moaning "Zap me, LeftHand! ZAP ME!"
    fix'd
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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