Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
maybe try finding a woman that lives in your city?
they tend to be, to a person, either:

a) complete whores
b) semi-whores with boyfriends
c) stupid stuck-up bitches
d) so fucking retarded that i'm impressed they can breathe
e) black


catagory a and b make good friends, but not relationships. c's are annoying as fuck, d's are just impressive for the sheer improbability of it all, and e's...no.