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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker View Post
    all I have to say is that penis is my bitch and will forever be my bitch.........+1 for my favorite bitch
    does he look, like a bitch?
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    your helmet is being shipped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penis シ View Post
    What?
    hahahaha. I forgot to mention in my other posts that penis is a fun dude to play with. Definitely would be a good person to have the <ibis> tag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwnage View Post
    hahahaha. I forgot to mention in my other posts that penis is a fun dude to play with. Definitely would be a good person to have the <ibis> tag.
    you like playing with penis?
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    you like playing with penis?
    you don't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brett friggin favre View Post
    you don't?
    i prefer it when she does, thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    you like playing with penis?
    I do like playing with penis. And I've heard that if you play with him too long you'll go blind...

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