"All weapons now have a new accuracy model which fixes many bugs and provides more intuitive weapon behavior"

Now my gun is intuitive? fuck me.

ME: Headshot please.
GUN: I'm afraid i can't do that, Dave.
ME: What a bucket of cunt.

"Fixed firing of "stale" burst mode bullets on glock and famas."

Is a stale round when you burst someone in the chest from 3 feet away yet somehow only get two hits? because that would be swell.


And why do things need to be made easier for the sticky, unwashed console-using masses? fuck them.