Greetings, fellow dwellers of Earth.

I am the diddler of scrumpies.. whatever the hell that is. I like brief walks on the beach. I've seen aliens before.. might have been a hallucination but I'M NOT CONVINCED.
I love all of the ibis people that I've played with so far. And I loooove WCS. Sobriety is not a word found in my dictionary. I play like everything so if you wanna play something, hit me up.
I'M AWESOME SO BE MY FRAN OK THANKS COOL BEANS WERD.

I love you. Amen.