The Petition to ban Slipstream from the forums.

[Blackmage]

Let's delve into his latest masterpiece. Oh boy, I do enjoy this kind of post.

First, his tl;dr request: You're doing a better job of trolling yourself than trolling us.

Second, notice he pretends to ignore me again. Says he didn't read what I said, and yet knows that I corrected Wassabi's post, without having corrected his spelling. Not even a quip towards me. While it's boring, at least he knows when he's been beaten.

Let's do the other thing he asked.

Lol, okay, this is how I take your immature shit. One, go back to school. No wonder you have no friends and no one likes your stupid ass. Anyways, that's why you're making everyone in IBIS community annoyed with it, because you have a negative stupid fucked up mind, you're a fuckin' asshat.

Next, his comments on Wassabi. He complains about spelling mistakes when he doesn't even know what the words he's using mean. Hint: illiterate means reading AND writing. In his first paragraph, he's admitting to being lazy AND wondering why people "miss" the red lines. Logic is NOT his strong suit. Back to Wassabi, most of his spelling "mistakes" are due to using chatspeak. He missed a "m" in immature, added a "u" to wonder, which made a real word, BTW. Everything else is chatspeak, plus a random extra word. There were less red lines in his post than there are in mine.

Also, great job on the thought process there. Jumping from one thought to another, not making your subject clear. For being so anal about spelling and punctuation, he certainly is a novice at this whole using English "thing".

Now, for his comments to Blade.

First, turd? Well, that goes to prove my "child" theory.

As for the "2 minutes to write a reply", if it takes you THAT long to write what you have written, I suggest either this or else this. Not sure which would be more helpful for your "situation".

Then there is "uptight". Not sure what word he means, but... Actually there is no but. Which is uptight? The fact that I'm having an argument because of my sadomasochistic tendencies? That we expect people to follow simple rules that even children should understand? That we think some maturity is a good thing? That we have no problems playing with trolls?

Finally we have THIS gem "...racism or people calling you names and swearing a lot."... Ok, which server did he play on? Is Pub our black sheep and the only place he played? It wasn't GG or WCS, I know that. ZM, I haven't played that much, but I do know who plays there, and doubt it's much better. Wait, is this really the same guy who played at all? Or maybe my second option IS what he needs.

[slipstream]

Blade, there was no way I would change my skins back just to be unbanned, and even then there is no way to prove it. It's still a stupid ban and maynard knows it, hell, everyone I've told outside of ibis knows it. I followed the rules in the servers, when there was a problem of any kind, either I was told to post it on the forums from someone in the game, or I came and posted about it anyway. Either way people bitched and complained about me bringing up issues in the servers. So in the end, I was not the problem, I was actually trying to get things in the servers resolved and that would cause the servers to be a better place to play. I don't know if it was due to laziness, not caring, ignorance or what ever else, but the real problem was how issues were handled when brought up.

Now blackmage thinks he knows what he is talking about (I really don't know, I don't read what he writes any more), like most of the people that can do nothing else but throw their lame insults at me like they are going to affect me in any way, too funny. If anyone would actually take the time to read EXACTLY what the problems are, or just the simple minor issues, or if there is an actual complaint take it seriously, they might get resolved. Everyone should know full well that there will be more complaints about the servers, I've already seen one, but no one gives a shit. Just ignore the people that complain and maybe they will go away. But the problems are still there.

[taz1stP]

ok lets just put him on the same page as all the other people who cant talk on here anymore.

[Penis シ]

Well it looks like the balls in my court, and it's time to give you the shaft.

Okay, no more dicking around.

Not really, you're the sheepskin condom of this community. You're like herpes, every time we treat you, you come back. You're an ingrown hair that we keep trying to pluck, but you keep coming back redder and pussier than ever. You were a premature shot before the facial. You're an embarrassing chode. You deserve a mushroom stamp of disapproval.

Last but not least, you need to be circumcised from this community with a rusty can lid and a shady doctor with shaky hands.

[maynard]

slipstream has been forum banned.

[Link]

Whatever you do, don't delete this thread! Rofl

Slipstream said some priceless things that I want to quote for my signature after I get off work.

[kenneth918237]

strike one strike two strike three


youre out of here


finally that guy was a problem

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Go back to school o.O I think EVERY knows that the phrase standing on a corner means prostitution, and EVERY one know prostitiution is illegal. Stings are a very common way to arrest and convict them.

thank you stars. :tips hat:
i was feeling awkward for a minute there

Whatever you do, don't delete this thread! Rofl

Slipstream said some priceless things that I want to quote for my signature after I get off work.

i dont think i ever actually agreed with you before now.

[Carmichal]

This is the best thing I have ever woke up to. I now have a smile for the rest of the day!

[devour]

if slipstream had a vagina he would be more widely accepted, regardless of immaturity or attention seeking

there are enough examples within this community