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Thread: Kim Jong-Il Dies, Homefront Predicts What Happens Next

  1. Exclamation Kim Jong-Il Dies, Homefront Predicts What Happens Next

    This is EXACTLY what came to mind when I heard the news about Kim Jong-Il's death.

    From Forbes:

    Last night, North Korean despot Kim Jong-Il was announced dead at 69 by his countrymen. Though I expected to hear them say he perished saving schoolchildren from a pack of mutant bear-sharks, instead the official word is that Kim Jong-Il just died from fatigue on a train while traveling.

    So now what happens? North Korea is a nuclear power and Jong-Il’s son Kim Jong-Un takes command, though he’s said to be more interested in video games and food than governing. But what happens if he looks to games for how to rule now? As it happens, one title has already predicted the next steps for the human race, THQ’s Homefront.
    Homefront game synopsis:

    In 2012, just over one year after the death of Kim Jong-il, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un reunites North and South Korea to form the Greater Korean Republic. The influence of China and the United States decline in the face of continued economic stagnation and a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia that disrupts Middle Eastern oil supplies, while oil and gas to Western Europe is cut off by a Russian-Ukrainian “mutual interest” deal. As the United States withdraws overseas troops to deal with domestic instability, including the Texas secession debate and an outbreak of bird flu known as the Knoxville Cough, the Greater Korean Republic annexes Japan and Southeast Asia. By 2022, the United States faces extreme economic turmoil and massive social unrest, culminating in complete economic collapse.
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    Ditto!
    Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.

    maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones

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    If that's the synopsis to the game Homefront I'm glad I didn't bother playing it...

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

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    i liked his hair god bless his hair and god speed

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    I am good with the synopsis except that Japan would beat both korea's into a bloddy pulp. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE JAP'S!
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    Logically I reserve the right to step in at any time and make a final judgement. Any judgement made by me can only be reversed by me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosie View Post
    I am good with the synopsis except that Japan would beat both korea's into a bloddy pulp. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE JAP'S!
    Japan could not win as they do not have nuclear weapons... Korea does. This is a tested fact that nuclear weapons beats Japan.




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    Gundams > nuclear weapons

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chikun View Post
    Gundams > nuclear weapons
    did gundams come before or after August 6, 1945
    Personal reform

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    did gundams come before or after August 6, 1945
    After Fat Man and Little Boy.

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

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