DC is a ghost town at night... unless a Caps game got out :P Although most nights if you're looking for a crowd, you'll usually find it in Adams morgan.
I don't know what's more annoying. The artsy hipster uptight assholes on in MT VERNON in Baltimore that won't talk to you unless you're doing something "avant garde" with your facial hair. You should see the looks I got at a party there once when they were grilling veggies and I wanted to put this sausage on there. You'd think I just shot a baby in the face.
Or the bratty (here comes the racism) persian kids that run around Adams morgan in DC s with the word "ARMANI" in THE BIGGEST FUCKING FONT POSSIBLE on their hats, glasses, shirts, pants, shoes, watches, etc listening to the WORST FUCKING EUROTRANCE MUSIC BLASTING out the BMW's their daddies bought them.
Two different but equal uptight kinds. If you live in the area, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
BALTIMORE:
Caption: OMG? You don't know about this band that just formed 5 minutes ago inside a dumpster off North Avenue that calls themselves "The Natty Boh Sandwich Rapist"? And you don't have a tatoo of John Waters on your Penis? OMG You're so not worth talking to. You're scum. Go convert your car to run on recycled pit bull urine and then maybe we'll let you hang across the street from our dive bar.
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DC
Caption: OMG You didn't max out all your credit cards to buy a bottle of CRISTAL in the VIP room during the TIESTO concert after you got out of class at Georgetown, a school that you shouldn't have gotten into because you have a GPA of negative 8.2 but you're there because daddy owns an oilfield? OMG You're so not worth talking to. Go get some testicular implants and then maybe I'll let you look in my general direction.
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