You need a small penis to feel threatened by a cow.
Tastes like your moms kisses.
That's why they call Animal Patrol to handle it dumb fuck.
Stupid unprepared police, being in a wilderness area, they should of known better.
I'da still shot it if it came my way though, in the face though, then butcher it, freeze it, and eat it later. That was a nice cow, he ruined it.
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones
you're all idiots. while you've been arguing about this cow dying, there have been 18,912.4 murders in the world.
do we care more about ONE COW than 18,912.4 people? i mean 18,912 maybe but that .4...ooph!
Through the darkness of futures past,
The magician longs to see
One chants out between two worlds:
Fire, walk with me.