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    I love you, you love me-

    -I'm going to go ahead and stop you there. You're a man in a big purple dinosaur outfit that has nothing better to do than hang out at a school all day. Shouldn't you be in some.... erm directory or something? You know, that warns people of your presence? I don't know, AND I just found out you're black.... and well, this is kind of Texas in the 90's.... I mean, you can say you love me, but don't assume things, man.
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    your helmet is being shipped.

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    Hey! Don't hate on Pandas!

    Without pandas, there wouldn't be any Panda burgers and they are delicious!

    http://foodbeast.com/content/2009/07...-panda-burger/
    "Intolerance and superstition has always been the domain of the more stupid amongst the common folk and, I conjecture, will never be uprooted, for they are as eternal as stupidity itself. There, where mountains tower today, one day there will be seas; there where today seas surge, will one day be deserts. But stupidity will remain stupidity."
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    “You surround the dead with veneration and memory, you dream of immortality, and in your myths and legends there’s always someone being resurrected, conquering death. But were your esteemed late great-grandfather really to suddenly rise from the grave and order a beer, panic would ensue.”
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    “A coward dies a hundred times. A brave man dies but once. But Dame Fortune favours the brave and holds the coward in contempt.'



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    That does not have ANY panda or bamboo in it. Therefore, it is not a true Panda burger.


    4) Use admin privileges sparingly and appropriately.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    That does not have ANY panda or bamboo in it.
    My version of it does
    "Intolerance and superstition has always been the domain of the more stupid amongst the common folk and, I conjecture, will never be uprooted, for they are as eternal as stupidity itself. There, where mountains tower today, one day there will be seas; there where today seas surge, will one day be deserts. But stupidity will remain stupidity."
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    “You surround the dead with veneration and memory, you dream of immortality, and in your myths and legends there’s always someone being resurrected, conquering death. But were your esteemed late great-grandfather really to suddenly rise from the grave and order a beer, panic would ensue.”
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    “A coward dies a hundred times. A brave man dies but once. But Dame Fortune favours the brave and holds the coward in contempt.'



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    where the fuck is a baby panda when you need him


    Quote Originally Posted by Zero
    So... what your trying to tell me is that you saw a spherical square?

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    hes eating forty fucking pounds of bamboo

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    Pandas are squeamish, the color red makes them uncomfortable, so tomatoes are out of the question. You could easily compare a panda with a hippie, useless.
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