Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

[taz1stP]

hell if ur smart just go with everyone else and hold up at walmart they must have a zombie survival kit there and i mean they have everything u need just need to barricade it up.

[๖ReS]

Suppressed Ruger 10/22 with 7-10, 25 or 30 round magazines, magazine speed loader.

Ideally an EOtech, because that shit last for a looong time and is extremely rugged, but most models you'll find are lolsepnsive, so any 40+ dollar red dot(magnified optics are user choice), buy spare batteries whatever you do!

Over 9000 rounds of users choice ammunition. Remember, if you use sub-sonic the only sound your weapon will make is the drop of the hammer and the cycle of the action! (.22 is also light as shit fuck)

A god damn machete. 20+ inches long | This or an entrenching shovel. Sharpened edge.

Good solid pair of gloves, forearm bracers - leather preferably.

A mask, make your own mother fucker it's the end of the world. However that zombie goop may or may not be splattered on your or in your direction, so better to cover those open orifices.

Boots. Because curb stomping.

A sheath knife, 6+ inches long, non serrated.

Medkit - Broad term, and contents are up to the person.

Water sterilization kit, and food.

As much water as you can carry.

Don't stay in one place for more than a day, the horde will find you, and they will overwhelm you.

Also to those who say it's 'impossible' for something remotely like this to happen is a silly person, few things are impossible.

Imagine if the Rabies virus mutated and didn't destroy the hosts brain as quickly, and just left them a rabid, angry, and rather sick human being. Sorta like 28 Days Later kind of shit where you just want to bite everyone.

[Fish]

My 9MM XDm, Mossberg Maverick 88 12GA shottie, my newly picked up Ruger MK III, and my many many blades.

I gots the weapons. Weapons buy everything else needed.

[๖ReS]

Do you like the Mk III Fish ?

I dearly want a .22 pistol and the Ruger Mk. series are sexy to me for some reason.

[emTr0]

[Pl@YwithM3]

along with that epic shotgun maynard posted on page one... id take this for backup

deagle-slasher.jpg

where tf is its clip?! XD

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

along with that epic shotgun maynard posted on page one... id take this for backup

deagle-slasher.jpg

where tf is its clip?! XD

Though the idea is pretty cool, it just wouldn't be in your best interest to use it. Being proficient with a weapon takes training.. With what you suggested, you lose mobility of the upper arm, you risk injuring yourself with an obnoxiously long blade or a hand that is limited to no other place but the grip of a pistol, with a natural finger placement around the trigger. Its fun to fantasize about things like this, but in situations like this it is always best to remember "Keep it simple, stupid."

[Penis シ]

You could make it a switchblade with a special trigger. That way you keep mobility, have a NEW way to attack, AND full use of your hand. Naturally, you would still have to have a safety on it.

[Nemesis]

After reading this thread it makes me feel better that when the Zombie Plague does come, there will be alot more food for me, because you're all too stupid to survive longer than a few days.

There is a large cavern about 10 miles from my house. One way in, and one way out. being subterrainian would suck, but it has a spring water supply and could easily be defended. It is also speculate dthat nuclear fallout would not penetrate the cavern because of the entrance location. So when China goes apeshit and lauches the armagedon, I could wait it out.

Good job fuckhead. the 2,000,000 other people who live by you defiantly haven't thought about that place at all, I'm sure you'll be the only one who shows up there. And I'm glad your experieces playing Fallout have given you enough knowledge of wind patterns and half-life decay to survive a nuclear explosion, I'm sure that water of yours wont be affected at all either.

The kit does not include a shotgun. Therefore it isn't valid. Stupid CDC.

Cunt. you've got what, 5-10 shells? You know you're gonna fuck up reloading because the smell of you shitting your pants has distracted you.

My Zombie Survival Kit?

1997 Crown Victoria with Police car Build
.223 AR15, 9mm Pistol, .357 Revolver, 12 Gauge Shotgun, Remington 770 .300 mag Sniper Rifle, and ammo for all.
High calorie food and water and water filter(s)
Basic medical supplies to treat everything from cuts to severed or broken legs.
4 cans of 5 gallons of gas (I can travel 500 miles with 20 gallons of gas)
Basic survival gear such as tent/sleeping bag, maps of US, compass, combat gear, etc. etc.
A survivor or two (Probably my cousin because he's useful with a gun.)

I'm ready to go to the mountains. Zombies don't like cold.

I hope you brought your trusty camel with you, Jizz Stain! or do you think your shitty car will make it even out of your neighborhood. Lets not use one reliable weapon, no! lets bring six! I hope you fall in a pool and drown.

http://www.ibisgaming.com/zm_stats/weapon.php?id=2

i respectfully dissagree

Shut the fuck up.

Suppressed Ruger 10/22 with 7-10, 25 or 30 round magazines, magazine speed loader.

Ideally an EOtech, because that shit last for a looong time and is extremely rugged, but most models you'll find are lolsepnsive, so any 40+ dollar red dot(magnified optics are user choice), buy spare batteries whatever you do!

Over 9000 rounds of users choice ammunition. Remember, if you use sub-sonic the only sound your weapon will make is the drop of the hammer and the cycle of the action! (.22 is also light as shit fuck)

A god damn machete. 20+ inches long | This or an entrenching shovel. Sharpened edge.

Good solid pair of gloves, forearm bracers - leather preferably.

A mask, make your own mother fucker it's the end of the world. However that zombie goop may or may not be splattered on your or in your direction, so better to cover those open orifices.

Boots. Because curb stomping.

A sheath knife, 6+ inches long, non serrated.

Medkit - Broad term, and contents are up to the person.

Water sterilization kit, and food.

As much water as you can carry.

Don't stay in one place for more than a day, the horde will find you, and they will overwhelm you.

Also to those who say it's 'impossible' for something remotely like this to happen is a silly person, few things are impossible.

Imagine if the Rabies virus mutated and didn't destroy the hosts brain as quickly, and just left them a rabid, angry, and rather sick human being. Sorta like 28 Days Later kind of shit where you just want to bite everyone.

Few things are impossible, like you not dieing horribly. suppressed weapon, great idea! No one will hear shit, then after 30 shots you'll have an awesome paperweight! 5 bucks says you'll end up cutting your own hard off at some point, you uncoordinated fuck.

Nice knowing you cunts.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

After reading this thread it makes me feel better that when the Zombie Plague does come, there will be alot more food for me, because you're all too stupid to survive longer than a few days.



Good job fuckhead. the 2,000,000 other people who live by you defiantly haven't thought about that place at all, I'm sure you'll be the only one who shows up there. And I'm glad your experieces playing Fallout have given you enough knowledge of wind patterns and half-life decay to survive a nuclear explosion, I'm sure that water of yours wont be affected at all either.



Cunt. you've got what, 5-10 shells? You know you're gonna fuck up reloading because the smell of you shitting your pants has distracted you.




I hope you brought your trusty camel with you, Jizz Stain! or do you think your shitty car will make it even out of your neighborhood. Lets not use one reliable weapon, no! lets bring six! I hope you fall in a pool and drown.



Shut the fuck up.



Few things are impossible, like you not dieing horribly. suppressed weapon, great idea! No one will hear shit, then after 30 shots you'll have an awesome paperweight! 5 bucks says you'll end up cutting your own hard off at some point, you uncoordinated fuck.

Nice knowing you cunts.

I cant wait to beat your lifeless animated corpse with a baseball bat.

Also, to expand on maynards argument. Not just any boat will due, if you go for a boat, a sail boat is your beat bet as it is not dependant on fuel.

But honestly, with how mainstream the zombie thing is, I don't see this ever happening. If you were in downtown New your and saw some crazy person bite a guy, fall to the ground, then get back upvall lifeless like... Any level headed person would smash it in the head.