Fuck off Drake, seriously buddy. In the past X weeks I ztele'd twice from zombies in one day on the same map. The first time I pressed the WRONG BUTTON (I binded ztele to 'h' and I wanted to hit 'g' to drop my Para and pick up the Aug when in the blue room), and the second time I saw the Predator XP zombie appear at the red crate opening *JUST* as I depressed my 'h' key, so it was too late (swear to God). Everyone who plays with me regularly can testify that I don't ztele from zombies frequently at all.

So, in closing, have some ice cream/cookies/cake/pie and SHUT THE FUCK UP!