what wrong with people these days?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

so, kinda like pussy?

. Exactly! Though I had to explain it in a way taz would understand unfortunately.

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like you would know

ohh he knows.... I forwarded those sms's you sent me.

[Carmichal]

Since when is jacking off to a picture losing your v-card?

OT:cannibalism is bad mmmk

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Since when is jacking off to a picture losing your v-card?

OT:cannibalism is bad mmmk

With all due respect Mam. My flesh light, synthetic vagina is by far a better fuck then 24 of the 26 real women iv slept with. So yes.

Also eating eachother should be saved for zombies only.

[Carmichal]

With all due respect Mam. My flesh light, synthetic vagina is by far a better fuck then 24 of the 26 real women iv slept with. So yes.

Also eating eachother should be saved for zombies only.

For the masturbation of your dreams... http://baconlube.com/ (p.s credit goes to steamer for this find)

[Steamer]

My flesh light, synthetic vagina is by far a better fuck then 24 of the 26 real women iv slept with.

That's fucking bad. Poor choices man.

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For the masturbation of your dreams... http://baconlube.com/

Own it.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

There are several reasons why its better. Then 24 steamer.

1. It dosent try to conversate about our relationship.
2. It dosent bleed unexpectadly.
3. It dosnt stop tell I'm done.
4. It never cheats and dosnt fall asleep before round 2.
5. It isn't occasionally Harry.
The list goes on

Edit: almost forgot... It's always about me.

[SCRIBBLE]

There are several reasons why its better. Then 24 steamer.

1. It dosent try to conversate about our relationship.
2. It dosent bleed unexpectadly.
3. It dosnt stop tell I'm done.
4. It never cheats and dosnt fall asleep before round 2.
5. It isn't occasionally Harry.
The list goes on

Edit: almost forgot... It's always about me.

1. a generalization or you are putting people under the impression you want a relationship. this is called coercion and in the court of law it is rape.
2. gross (large, not nasty) misconception of how the reproductive anatomy of a female functions
3. this just sounds like a poor attempt at bragging
4. more bragging, also unrealistic (falling asleep)
5. (harry like potter or did you mean hairy?) yeah that pubic hair is just so nasty it must be unnatural. oh wait, you just like the smooth like a baby, prepubescent look.

Mikey, either your drunk or starting to regress to the intelligence level of taz. Taz has an excuse, he has admitted sniffing paint thinner.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

1. a generalization or you are putting people under the impression you want a relationship. this is called coercion and in the court of law it is rape.
2. gross (large, not nasty) misconception of how the reproductive anatomy of a female functions
3. this just sounds like a poor attempt at bragging
4. more bragging, also unrealistic (falling asleep)
5. (harry like potter or did you mean hairy?) yeah that pubic hair is just so nasty it must be unnatural. oh wait, you just like the smooth like a baby, prepubescent look.

Mikey, either your drunk or starting to regress to the intelligence level of taz. Taz has an excuse, he has admitted sniffing paint thinner.

Harry like in phone auto correct.

i hope you understand that im referring to a sex toy, correct?

[taz1stP]

1. a generalization or you are putting people under the impression you want a relationship. this is called coercion and in the court of law it is rape.
2. gross (large, not nasty) misconception of how the reproductive anatomy of a female functions
3. this just sounds like a poor attempt at bragging
4. more bragging, also unrealistic (falling asleep)
5. (harry like potter or did you mean hairy?) yeah that pubic hair is just so nasty it must be unnatural. oh wait, you just like the smooth like a baby, prepubescent look.

Mikey, either your drunk or starting to regress to the intelligence level of taz. Taz has an excuse, he has admitted sniffing paint thinner.

hey i am not on same level as him higher or lower which ever u pick but not the same. and paint thinner is good almost as good as moonshine after the gun show.

[๖ReS]

What the fuck does this thread exist for ?

What I've gotten out of this:

1. Mikey fucks bitches, but knows that they're truly all cunts.
2. Taz is a full retard.
3. Cannibalism is the new trend, coming to your nearest restaurant 2013.