TurboFAP Deserves an Award

[Kamikazii]

Not sure if it was just deleted for being in the wrong section or was perceived as trolling - but TurboFAP genuinely deserves a medal or something for being the only one able to survive ze_deathstar_escape (around 1/23 or 1/24) while drugged/beaconed/half-blinded. He was in the first wave of 3 players with that, sole surviving Human with about 20 other zombies on him. Over the remainder of the map no one else was able to make it to the end without getting tagged (for that matter I think TurboFAP was the only one to make it to the end at all as a Human). I can't find the demo because the link I have doesn't list demos going back that far.

[maynard]

why are you still here? you lost admin, said you're 2 scared 2 show your face in server cause you know every 1 will L-O-L @ you... yet you're still here and reporting yourself for admin abuse... did you lose some brain cells over night? ... errr what? not getting this.

this is also not the ZM section, and above all, pretty sure no 1 gives a flying fuck if turbo lasted a round also..

but why the fuck you would post it in an admin abuse claim against yourself is beyond me...

Nothing but fail here. quit making retarded threads. and we don't give out medals.

[Kamikazii]

You're right Maynard, it lost all comedic value outside the abuse thread.

[Meltdown]

You're right Maynard, it lost all comedic value outside the abuse thread.

I don't know where your going but if you keep this up it is going to be death end soon.

[brett friggin favre]

You're right Maynard, it lost all comedic value outside the abuse thread.

meh, that stuff wasn't even that funny. just annoying as hell. you have a skewed self-image don't you?

[Kamikazii]

meh, that stuff wasn't even that funny. just annoying as hell. you have a skewed self-image don't you?

I wouldn't call it skewed, though from your perspective it may appear that way.

[brett friggin favre]

I wouldn't call it skewed, though from your perspective it may appear that way.

i'm no psych major but i think you just proved my point...

MICHELLE!!! where's she at when you need her...

[Kamikazii]

i'm no psych major but i think you just proved my point...

I have an IQ of 191, every aptitude test I've taken in my life (and there was quite a bit of testing when I was younger) placed me past the measurable portion of the test (typically the top 0.0001% or top 0.000001% dependent upon the precision of the test in question), I spend the bulk of my time working on physics experiments, own 2 companies, am about to release (later this year) an electrical energy storage solution that makes the best batteries on the market look like balloons and wash-clothes. I know how to attain immortality (real, physical immortality, not that spiritual hippy or political "remember me" garbage) and have solved the unified field theory (hint: there's no fucking Higgs). I am proficient in 13 spoken languages, work above the typical "expert" level in 28 programming languages, independently discovered differential calculus at age 4 and I play games and troll in my relatively rare bits of downtime - often as an extreme asshole as I never get to be one in real life. Due to the plethora of psych exams I underwent as a child, I studied the subject in detail: I am a self-indulgent ego-maniac with Asperger syndrome who knows damn well the average Human is a fucking chimp in a mockery of Human flesh and due to the fucking dismal outlook I have on finding an equal to be friends with in my natural lifespan I take great joy in bringing about just a little bit of hatred for the retarded knowing that ultimately it feeds the peer pressure they experience and helps motivate them to be a little more than they are. My self image is very much in check.

MICHELLE!!! where's she at when you need her...

She was sending me anti-homophobic PMs on here a bit ago (in spite of the statement that I was being an inflammatory bastard to that guy because he kept spraying cocks all over the sever and considering I didn't have the means to ban, making him ragequit was the only mechanism by which I could have controlled the situation).

[Meltdown]

I have an IQ of 191, every aptitude test I've taken in my life (and there was quite a bit of testing when I was younger) placed me past the measurable portion of the test (typically the top 0.0001% or top 0.000001% dependent upon the precision of the test in question), I spend the bulk of my time working on physics experiments, own 2 companies, am about to release (later this year) an electrical energy storage solution that makes the best batteries on the market look like balloons and wash-clothes. I know how to attain immortality (real, physical immortality, not that spiritual hippy or political "remember me" garbage) and have solved the unified field theory (hint: there's no fucking Higgs). I am proficient in 13 spoken languages, work above the typical "expert" level in 28 programming languages, independently discovered differential calculus at age 4 and I play games and troll in my relatively rare bits of downtime - often as an extreme asshole as I never get to be one in real life. Due to the plethora of psych exams I underwent as a child, I studied the subject in detail: I am a self-indulgent ego-maniac with Asperger syndrome who knows damn well the average Human is a fucking chimp in a mockery of Human flesh and due to the fucking dismal outlook I have on finding an equal to be friends with in my natural lifespan I take great joy in bringing about just a little bit of hatred for the retarded knowing that ultimately it feeds the peer pressure they experience and helps motivate them to be a little more than they are. My self image is very much in check.

She was sending me anti-homophobic PMs on here a bit ago (in spite of the statement that I was being an inflammatory bastard to that guy because he kept spraying cocks all over the sever and considering I didn't have the means to ban, making him ragequit was the only mechanism by which I could have controlled the situation).

I sounds like you have IQ from less then 70, no offend but the way you talk you don't sound too intelligent

[Kamikazii]

I sounds like you have IQ from less then 70, no offend but the way you talk you don't sound too intelligent

“It says on your chart you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.“