"but papa eisenhower, the germans are using mg42's! i wanna use my 1911 but we just get wiped out!"

"shut the fuck up kid, chuck a nade at those fuckers and bust in there with 2 BAR's a-blazin. i dont give two shits and a fuck about whether or not you wanna use your pistol"

can you imagine if the greatest generation was so fuckin bitchy?