i got FC and K all i need is U![]()
My username=this thread.
im drunk your drunk HOLY SHIT.. lets fuck
for a kinky chick... hey babe, my dick is white wanna help make it brown o.O
one for the ladys, hey boy i saw you by this hotdog stand and was wonderin if i could get a 5 finger discount on a hotdog (;
for a ugly dude... here have one more, then it wont matter that im ugly
to size it up, 6 inches is half a whole foot, 1/3 a yard so imagine just how much bigger 8 inches really is. just think about it mam and tell me you dontt want me to buy you a drink agian. *then walk away*
my personal fav pick up line though is this
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lol like i told mikey, i'm my own pick up line rofl
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Got a blister? Ibuprofen. Can't feel from your waist down? Ibuprofen. Got a spider bite? Ibuprofen. - SPC S-Rod & Me
If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can i visit u between holidays?
You know what an australian kiss is? its like a french kiss but down under ;D
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Do you have a map? because I just got lost in your eyes
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking you for only one.
and my fav......
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.