feliz cumpleaños cyber.

[Carmichal]

It's our favorite mexican's birthday today! Let's all wish him a feliz cumpleaños. And a swift kick to the ego.

[Assassin]

Feliz navi...birthday?

[Carmichal]

cumpleanos = birthday feliz = happy navidad= christmas

[Assassin]

Meh who cares lol....it's a made up language anyways.

[brett friggin favre]

i was more of a fan of speedy gonzales but oh well. happy birthday!

[jwtemp]

Happy Smurfday Cyber! Drink much and enjoy, since Brett the lady-man sure isn't going to do it.

[Steamer]

Happyyyy happyyy birfmis you slutty mexican

[Omegxkid]

Go get drunk and find your self a sexy lil tail, happy day that you're mum pushed u out bro, and the first and only time u ever got to see a puss bro hehe :smirk:

[Erdenay]

Happy Birthday. May you and your Turkish boyfriend have the best of times during this day!

[What]

On this the day of your birth, you can show the fruits of your mother's loins.

[Chikun]

I shall play for you my friend, the music of your people. Happy birthday


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klVe7_2UEQ8

[Rapedollar$]

enjoy you upcoming obligatory birthmis ban!!!1!

[CYBER]

enjoy you upcoming obligatory birthmis ban!!!1! wait... What?? No! .. NO! U already got me perma'd from another community by accident. NO.Oh and thanks everyone:)It means a lot to me since ibis is like my other family... And ya know, that makes u guys mexicants too. u cant chose family, so fuck all of u:p ima gonna go smoke a couple cigars with some friends (refrain from the homo jokes) and fill my sombrero with drinks. When we're wasted, im cutting off my donkey's tail and i'll try to pin it back blindfolded. It's a tradition here. After that we'll hang said donkey to a tree and hit it with bats till we shower in its guts.

[Gomer Pyle]

Feliz Cumpleaños!!! Beber mucho y divertirse

[Carmichal]

wait... What?? No! .. NO! U already got me perma'd from another community by accident. NO.Oh and thanks everyone:)It means a lot to me since ibis is like my other family... And ya know, that makes u guys mexicants too. u cant chose family, so fuck all of u:p ima gonna go smoke a couple cigars with some friends (refrain from the homo jokes) and fill my sombrero with drinks. When we're wasted, im cutting off my donkey's tail and i'll try to pin it back blindfolded. It's a tradition here. After that we'll hang said donkey to a tree and hit it with bats till we shower in its guts.

How many Mexicans does it take to hang a donkey from a tree? Every one you could fit in the pick up.

[Gomer Pyle]

How many Mexicans does it take to hang a donkey from a tree? Every one you could fit in the pick up.

You racist!! I LOLed so hard at that though. never heard that one!! kudos

[Rapedollar$]

U already got me perma'd from another community by accident.

wait wut?

[XX0wnsXY]

Happy birthday fockeeeeer.

[Locust]

Happy birthday ya fucker.

[Rapedollar$]

happy birfmas... perma banned!














then unbanned.

[CYBER]

wait wut?

lol... u havent heard yet? -.-

a few months back, u were drunk out of ur ass ,and u perma'd me for speedhacks as a joke... but the sad part is that u were so drunk that u couldn't figure out how to UNBAN me -.-
lol.
so u had to go get Rezel to unban me ...

But between that incident, and the time it took rezel to show up, apparently another community pulled the sourceban logs from ibis because they trust in our community's bans as they think they are the most accurate and well-handled bans.

So my name, steam id, and perma for speedhacks got carried with the dump file -.-

i googled my name only to find out a week ago that im perma'd in a couple communities with "imported ban" as reason ....

I had to fucking talk to the original community leader himself, asking why i got banned in the first place.
He recognized me as a ULA in ibis because he's an ibis fan and lurks the forums for our bans, and explained what happened... lol...



So yeah rape... Achievement Unlocked: somehow, u managed to perma ban me without u even knowing.

[Nemesis]

So yeah rape... Achievement Unlocked: somehow, u managed to perma ban me without u even knowing.

That is fucking awesome. Some skill right there...

[What]

More importantly, why you playing elsewhere boy?

[Rapedollar$]

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OH OH HA... HAH .... HAO... LOL
OH L/9O.... OOIHDFOIASHDF[ OH

OH ITS NOT ENOUGH... MY LAUGHS!


HOLSY SHIT
!

[brett friggin favre]

this sort of thing can ONLY happen to cyber
and can ONLY be perpetrated by rape

and this is why ibis is the ONLY place for me. love you guys.

[Carmichal]

this sort of thing can ONLY happen to cyber
and can ONLY be perpetrated by rape

and this is why ibis is the ONLY place for me. love you guys.

you're so gay lol

[maynard]

Happy b day

[CYBER]

More importantly, why you playing elsewhere boy?I wasnt playing somewhere else. Carmichal did a steam id search of herself in a discussion thread and it made me wanna GOOGLE myself and see what people see when they check my id.
Then i saw the sourcebans on me lol... Thought my account was hacked bcos i was at an exam hiatus for 4 days.

But yeah the only time i EVER play somewhere else, its usually for 5 mins max at random wcs servers just to see how sucky they are and how much i love ibis balance! Not to mention their crappy shopmenus and op races..


.Last time i went for a wcs server was for 3 minutes yestersay at cegamers just to check on balto. And see if he's playing clean or dirty lol..

. I go all the way when we ban ppl lol.. He's their problem now. He keeps telling me how much they suck compared to ibis. At least some hackers have SOME leftover dignity..




And rape? Fuck u dude.. Fuck u.

And thanks for the bday wishes... Bunch of fags

[What]

. I go all the way when we ban ppl lol.. He's their problem now. He keeps telling me how much they suck compared to i is. At least some hackers have SOME leftover dignity

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[What]

Pro-Quoteing job bro.