Cougar time?

[tmac]

Ok, so I'm the manager of a liquor store, long story short I'm 23 and a 45yr old woman keeps putting adds on craigslist under missed connections for me. All it says is that shes in the store all the time, I'm super cute, and if I'm single write her back...Normally I would be all over this, lets face it older women can teach you things and they're a lot of fun. However most of the women who go in there around that age are hideous beasts, I have no idea who she is and if it turns out to be some hag I don't want to create an awkward situation or be mean about it. Suggestions?

[Xerenix]

45 year old woman who is at a liquor store all the time? Nothing can go wrong there..

[Nemesis]

45 year old woman who is at a liquor store all the time? Nothing can go wrong there..

She sounds nice. Probably 45 and 320lbs and collects the toes of her victims.

[brett friggin favre]

http://i.imgur.com/jQHZbtH.gif

[What]

Better question, why are you trolling through missed connections on Craig's list?

Most probable answer, you thought making this story would get you attention.

[Nemesis]

Better question, why are you trolling through missed connections on Craig's list?

Most probable answer, you thought making this story would get you attention.

Probably not even in the same city. Poor girl is going to get pics from some fat neck beard and probably kill herself at the thought of catching whatever mold grows on that thing.

[tmac]

Better question, why are you trolling through missed connections on Craig's list?

Most probable answer, you thought making this story would get you attention.


Another customer who goes in there a lot told me about it.

[Nemesis]

Another customer who goes in there a lot told me about it.

suuuuuuure they did. Now you expect us to believe people actually care who you are and aren't just utterly repulsed by your appearance? HA!

[tmac]

suuuuuuure they did. Now you expect us to believe people actually care who you are and aren't just utterly repulsed by your appearance? HA!

I know my picture might not be appealing to most people but you must look into its eyes only there will you see the inner beauty, besides whos being the troll now

[Nemesis]

I dunno, you're the one who made all this up and is trying to sound cool on the internet. Either 12 years old or a poor neglected neckbeard still in the basement.

[tmac]

I dunno, you're the one who made all this up and is trying to sound cool on the internet. Either 12 years old or a poor neglected neckbeard still in the basement.

get off my dick, for someone whos accusing a person of so much when you have no information other then the shit flowing through your brain your acting a lot more like the 12 yr old internet tough guy thats probably exactly like your last sentence, if not then your just a sad excuse for an adult acting like a little immature bitch trolling around ibis with nothing better to occupy yourself with, seriously grow the fuck up i asked a question i dont give a damn about your ideas, if your trying to impress someone by talking shit or just trying to make yourself feel better then you need some help my friend just because its a computer screen and you know how to push button on a keyboard doesnt mean your accomplishing anything in life except making yourself look like a dumb ass so go ahead and keep trolling this if you want i hope all your fantasies about how cool you are keep you happy take care

[brett friggin favre]

threads like this comprise the entirety of the current function of this community. sad times.

[tmac]

threads like this comprise the entirety of the current function of this community. sad times.

my sentiments exactly brett

[Nemesis]

I know eh, Brett? gotta love people who think they're a somebody...

[What]

Yeah come on, we really should be giving this thread the thoughtful consideration and respect it deserves.....oh wait, we are.

[brett friggin favre]

I know eh, Brett? gotta love people who think they're a somebody...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1879095/the-jerk-o.gif

no explanatory text. this is a gif only for cool people.

[Xerenix]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1879095/the-jerk-o.gif

no explanatory text. this is a gif only for cool people.

Good movie :D

[Gaz]

Good movie :D

agreed! :D

[MEECH]

get off my dick, for someone whos accusing a person of so much when you have no information other then the shit flowing through your brain your acting a lot more like the 12 yr old internet tough guy thats probably exactly like your last sentence, if not then your just a sad excuse for an adult acting like a little immature bitch trolling around ibis with nothing better to occupy yourself with, seriously grow the fuck up i asked a question i dont give a damn about your ideas, if your trying to impress someone by talking shit or just trying to make yourself feel better then you need some help my friend just because its a computer screen and you know how to push button on a keyboard doesnt mean your accomplishing anything in life except making yourself look like a dumb ass so go ahead and keep trolling this if you want i hope all your fantasies about how cool you are keep you happy take care

He mad

[tmac]

lol meech, A little annoyed yes, anyways I responded, turned out to be the hideous beast I expected :banghead: Thanks for all the wonderful suggestions I feel I got all my questions answered, great help.

[Corn Dog]

lol meech, A little annoyed yes, anyways I responded, turned out to be the hideous beast I expected :banghead: Thanks for all the wonderful suggestions I feel I got all my questions answered, great help.

Why would you turn her down? thats prolly the best you can get anyways. or do you like jacking off to your profile picture and talking about bullshit on the forums?