Happy birthday res!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[&&toasties]

Happy Birthday little bubbly boy of sunshine skittle greatness with a ban hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b258/AngelDustNaoko/Meeeee/DSC04365.jpg

[Christmas]

Oh no you didn't.

Happy birthday Res. Hope puberty kicks in soon.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Pick up your clothes from the floor before you take pics...LOL

[&&toasties]

Pick up your clothes from the floor before you take pics...LOL

HUH?

I took this in the game room.

lmao.

ASS.

[&&toasties]

Oh no you didn't.

Happy birthday Res. Hope puberty kicks in soon.

Oh I so did.

Be thankful I didn't WRITE it on my ass.

:D

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

HUH?

I took this in the game room.

lmao.

ASS.

Well then pick up your toys. :lmao:

[&&toasties]

Well then pick up your toys. :lmao:

Damnit.

I told your mom to pick them up.

Lazy betch.

[Christmas]

Oh I so did.

Be thankful I didn't WRITE it on my ass.

:D

You would.

[&&toasties]

You would.

BUT.

I would only do that for you<33

[Jeimuzu]

I was planning to be home today Res so I could let you play some l4d on my new alt account, but I guess it'll have to wait unless you want to ask hobo for the pass and stuff.

Happy Birthday again dood, hope your enjoying yourself.

[inthebutt]

RES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll send some money through your paypal so you can get a great lap dance at one of your local strip joints!!!!!!!!!!

[&&toasties]

RES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll send some money through your paypal so you can get a great lap dance at one of your local strip joints!!!!!!!!!!

O O....

wth?

[walterbrunswick]

Happy Birthday Res!

Only 4 more years before you can start legally buying me beer;-):wtg:

[weeman2412]

Oh I so did.

Be thankful I didn't WRITE it on my ass.

:D

I wouldn't mind :D..

no I'm not a pervert.. eff off walter

[walterbrunswick]

I wouldn't mind :D..

no I'm not a pervert.. eff off walter

...

You just said you wouldn't mind if she wrote it on her ass. Then you say you're not a pervert. Just don't ever try and hit on my future girl like that, or you and me are gonna have problems:club:

But then again my future girl wouldn't say stuff like that... So I guess I wouldn't have that problem...

[mastercheff]

happy b-day res =) :D and how nice of you james to let him play l4d on your alt account i would let ppl play on mai steam account with l4d but mai paranoia won't let me don't ask :P

[Christmas]

...

You just said you wouldn't mind if she wrote it on her ass. Then you say you're not a pervert. Just don't ever try and hit on my future girl like that, or you and me are gonna have problems:club:

But then again my future girl wouldn't say stuff like that... So I guess I wouldn't have that problem...

Actually you do have a problem. It's called being able to take a joke you uptight dick wad.

[walterbrunswick]

Actually you do have a problem. It's called being able to take a joke you uptight dick wad.

Name-calling? Really?

Tool.

[Christmas]

Name-calling? Really?

Tool.

Walter, if you don't want me to get pissed don't give me tips on how to "keep a girl in line," and especially don't insult either of us.

[inthebutt]

Walter, if you don't want me to get pissed don't give me tips on how to "keep a girl in line," and especially don't insult either of us.

christmas is the new "inthebutt" I love it :icon_mrgreen:

[&&toasties]

christmas is the new "inthebutt" I love it :icon_mrgreen:

Now if that isn't a scary thought...

[Christmas]

Now if that isn't a scary thought...

I can feel my arms growing..... what is happening to me?!!?

[&&toasties]

I can feel my arms growing..... what is happening to me?!!?

Nuuuuu!!!!!!!

[inthebutt]

Nuuuuu!!!!!!!

*evil laugh*

this is gay, stop ruining it.

[&&toasties]

*evil laugh*

this is gay, stop ruining it.

WUUT.

That's MY man, not yours.

BACK OFF.

D:

D:

[inthebutt]

WUUT.

That's MY man, not yours.

BACK OFF.

D:

D:

you can have him, cause as long as you and him are "together" he can never be like me, no matter how much of an asshole he becomes. way to ruin his future autumn, I hope you can live with that.

[Christmas]

you can have him, cause as long as you and him are "together" he can never be like me, no matter how much of an asshole he becomes. way to ruin his future autumn, I hope you can live with that.

http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/darth_vader_nooo.jpeg

[XxMastagunzxX]

Oh I so did.

Be thankful I didn't WRITE it on my ass.

:D

YOU ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL FORUM SLUT :icon_mrgreen:

[inthebutt]

YOU ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL FORUM SLUT :icon_mrgreen:

why are you announcing this now mastagunz???

we all got the memo back when she first joined the ZM server.

didn't you read it??

[Christmas]

YOU ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL FORUM SLUT :icon_mrgreen:

I thought that was my place.

Fuck.

[&&toasties]

YOU ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL FORUM SLUT :icon_mrgreen:

YOU ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL FORUM MORON WHO CAN'T TAKE JOKES.

Congrats.

:stupid:

[&&toasties]

why are you announcing this now mastagunz???

we all got the memo back when she first joined the ZM server.

didn't you read it??

Really?

Why are you guys trying to start crap on a HAPPY thread I made for Matt?

HMM?

[Christmas]

Really?

Why are you guys trying to start crap on a HAPPY thread I made for Matt?

HMM?

Just be happy you know how to use proper grammar and punctuation, unlike a specific female on these forums...

[walterbrunswick]

Just be happy you know how to use proper grammar and punctuation, unlike a specific female on these forums...

Ceiling cat? lol :lmao:

[XxMastagunzxX]

why are you announcing this now mastagunz???

we all got the memo back when she first joined the ZM server.

didn't you read it??

I now realize she has contaminated more of the forum then I previously thought. We need to call in the specialists!!!!

[&&toasties]

Just be happy you know how to use proper grammar and punctuation, unlike a specific female on these forums...

Haha.

If I guess, do I win a prize?

@Walter:

She does that on purpose, I've seen her type properly...

Take another guess.

xDD

[Christmas]

I now realize she has contaminated more of the forum then I previously thought. We need to call in the specialists!!!!

Like totally.

[&&toasties]

I now realize she has contaminated more of the forum then I previously thought. We need to call in the specialists!!!!

Grow up sometime?

[walterbrunswick]

@Walter:

She does that on purpose, I've seen her type properly...

Take another guess.

xDD

I know who it is. I'm not that dumb, jeez. I'm just poking fun at Ceiling cat.

And it is actually harder for me to use improper grammar. I don't get why kids do it. Whatever.

And what's with Christmas and all the pictures? Since when were the forums a comic book? Express your thoughts in words.

[Christmas]

I know who it is. I'm not that dumb, jeez. I'm just poking fun at Ceiling cat.

And it is actually harder for me to use improper grammar. I don't get why kids do it. Whatever.

And what's with Christmas and all the pictures? Since when were the forums a comic book? Express your thoughts in words. Takes up less disk space.

I'm sorry I'm hogging all the internets.

You should stop Turtle before he posts another gorilla picture.

[&&toasties]

I know who it is. I'm not that dumb, jeez. I'm just poking fun at Ceiling cat.

And it is actually harder for me to use improper grammar. I don't get why kids do it. Whatever.

And what's with Christmas and all the pictures? Since when were the forums a comic book? Express your thoughts in words.

PFFT.

Lies.

I tried doing it....I think I killed like, half my brain cells.

I don't understand how they do it either....

ON A DIFFERENT NOTE:

To all my haterz:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b258/AngelDustNaoko/D.jpg

[ZERO]

I returned for your b-day but did not get on the net until now

:party1::beer::party1:

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

You all have some serious issue's...

lmao !


thank you inthebutt for wakeing me up...i can't sleep now.


Happy birthday? How old are you now human?

[๖ReS]

I feel the love :D
Thanks everyone !
I love you guys.

- Only on the ibis forums can a happy birth day thread become a flame war... :D

<3

(that heart is sincere.)

[inthebutt]

You all have some serious issue's...

lmao !


thank you inthebutt for wakeing me up...i can't sleep now.


Happy birthday? How old are you now human?

you can't blame me, you yelled at me so we are even.

watch some porn, release some baby batter and go to bed.

shit works 60% of the time everytime.

[Jeimuzu]

happy b-day res =) :D and how nice of you james to let him play l4d on your alt account i would let ppl play on mai steam account with l4d but mai paranoia won't let me don't ask :P

You said you wanted to play HL2 and stuff, unfortunately the account doesn't have any of that. And you also said L4D couldn't run on your computer, so again, unfortunately I don't think HL2 would then.


I feel the love :D
Thanks everyone !
I love you guys.

- Only on the ibis forums can a happy birth day thread become a flame war... :D

<3

Yeah. Don't you just love it Res? No where else will you find these kind of characters. >.>

[Curdy]

anyway did you have a good b-day Res?

[๖ReS]

anyway did you have a good b-day Res?

I hung out with my two best girl friends (friends that are girls...).
And yes, they actually do exist. Anex knows *wink wink* :D
Marissa and Shelby <3
That was the best part.
We went to an epic steak house and I got a 14oz Fillet Mignon.
Delicious.
Im still waiting for the rest of my paintball gear to come in the mail...
but its taking forever.
</3 UPS.

That was about it.
^_^

[Christmas]

If you didn't get laid, then it was a failure of a time with those girls.

I don't care how old you are.

[walterbrunswick]

If you didn't get laid, then it was a failure of a time with those girls.

I don't care how old you are.

You know, Christmas, guys can be friends-only with girls and have a good time with them without sleeping with them :wtg:

[Christmas]

you know, christmas, guys can be friends-only with girls and have a good time with them without sleeping with them :wtg:

We are men! Men get laid on their birthdays!

[&&toasties]

We are men! Men get laid on their birthdays!

Glad your birthday is past.

LULZ.

@MATT:

I'm glad your birthday went well.

^^

[Christmas]

Glad your birthday is past.

LULZ.

@MATT:

I'm glad your birthday went well.

^^

Just wait...

[XxMastagunzxX]

You know, Christmas, guys can be friends-only with girls and have a good time with them without sleeping with them :wtg:

Bullshit :icon_mrgreen:

[Jeimuzu]

You know, Christmas, guys can be friends-only with girls and have a good time with them without sleeping with them :wtg:

Agreed. I have no desire or reason to reproduce.

[Christmas]

Agreed. I have no desire or reason to reproduce.

You keep telling yourself that.

:icon_mrgreen:

[XxMastagunzxX]

:lmao:



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u145/Mastagunz/autumnfail.jpg?t=1248468658

WTF?

[walterbrunswick]

Agreed. I have no desire or reason to reproduce.

That's a pretty dismal attitude. I wasn't even talking about reproduction, just that guys can have friendly-only girl friends.

But if you raise your children well to take your place in the world and do good for others (humans & animals included), reproduction can be a great thing!

[ManBearPig <ibis>]

Thats bull. You can be just friends with the opposite sex, but if your friends long enough one of you is gona start wanting to fuck the other. And you will either start hooking up or it will be awkward. So you cant really be only friends, eventually something will change.

[Christmas]

In other news: I have my very own stalker.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

You know, Christmas, guys can be friends-only with girls and have a good time with them without sleeping with them :wtg:

You put me in a room with a girl (friend) that im attracted to and best believe we'll be doing it.

[&&toasties]

:lmao:



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u145/Mastagunz/autumnfail.jpg?t=1248468658

WTF?

LMAO.

ANTHONY.

You didn't delete that one?

after Res and I spammed it....

[&&toasties]

You put me in a room with a girl (friend) that im attracted to and best believe we'll be doing it.

lmao.

You're such a slut.

xDDD

But ily anyways<33

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

lmao.

You're such a slut.

xDDD

But ily anyways<33

No?! I'm a man. :smirk:

[&&toasties]

No?! I'm a man. :smirk:

Man whore<33

[๖ReS]

You know, Christmas, guys can be friends-only with girls and have a good time with them without sleeping with them :wtg:

That doesn't mean I don't want to sleep with them...
>.>
<.<

[Jeimuzu]

Res, your too young. Wait until you finish college.


That's a pretty dismal attitude. I wasn't even talking about reproduction, just that guys can have friendly-only girl friends.

But if you raise your children well to take your place in the world and do good for others (humans & animals included), reproduction can be a great thing!

Still don't like it. Too lazy. And I wouldn't want to bring a child into this hell.

As for the friends-only thing with girls, I was kind of agreeing with you. Saying that I'm friends with girls and don't want such a thing.

[๖ReS]

Res, your too young. Wait until you finish college.

Fuck that.

[&&toasties]

Fuck that.

Wouldn't we all?

;D

[Jeimuzu]

No, we wouldn't.

[walterbrunswick]

No, we wouldn't.

Apparently &&toasties ReS and NYS would.

We have something in common, James. Self-control and self-esteem?

^^ Those are rare traits.

[&&toasties]

Apparently &&toasties ReS and NYS would.

We have something in common, James. Self-control and self-esteem?

^^ Those are rare traits.

I hit that, yo.

You too.

Right in the kisser.

:smirk:

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Apparently &&toasties ReS and NYS would.

We have something in common, James. Self-control and self-esteem?

^^ Those are rare traits.

What does self esteem have to do with having sex ? Sex is natural..its a means of relieving stress and being intimate with someone you're attracted to with the opposite sex. Self control ? Your previous posts have been posts of bragging about who drinks more.....now you tell me who has self control and self esteem issues....I drink...but I drink socially...I dont drink alone and brag about how much i drink. Walter, you seem to be a good person but there's nothing wrong with being sexually active as long as you practice safe sex. :wtg:

[&&toasties]

What does self esteem have to do with having sex ? Sex is natural..its a means of relieving stress and being intimate with someone you're attracted to with the opposite sex. Self control ? Your previous posts have been posts of bragging about who drinks more.....now you tell me who has self control and self esteem issues....I drink...but I drink socially...I dont drink alone and brag about how much i drink. Walter, you seem to be a good person but there's nothing wrong with being sexually active as long as you practice safe sex. :wtg:

Guess I'm just weird, but I've never truly found sex to be enjoyable.

It may be my low self-esteem issues...

Besides, you can stay in shape if you're sexually active.

How many calories was it that you lose in every session?

Like, 300 something?

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Guess I'm just weird, but I've never truly found sex to be enjoyable.

It may be my low self-esteem issues...

Besides, you can stay in shape if you're sexually active.

How many calories was it that you lose in every session?

Like, 300 something?

You're still young and beginning to understand it. Its different for women...they usually have their hormones peaked in their thirties....in time young jedi...in time you will understand..

[&&toasties]

You're still young and beginning to understand it. Its different for women...they usually have their hormones peaked in their thirties....in time young jedi...in time you will understand..

I have to wait until I'm like thirty until I get a sex drive?

wth?

[inthebutt]

You're still young and beginning to understand it. Its different for women...they usually have their hormones peaked in their thirties....in time young jedi...in time you will understand..

you can always tell at the bar who the women in there mid thirties are.

those one's will buy you the drinks.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

you can always tell at the bar who the women in there mid thirties are.

those one's will buy you the drinks.

And those are the ones that just want to take you home and bang you..no relationship....just some sausage for the night. :wtg: