Intervention for Walter

[Mallissin]

I would just like to point out, in this pointless thread, that I am a DUMBASS when it comes to girls!

Complete DUMBASS. Looking back to college... and earlier days...

There I said it. And things I should have and shouldn't have done in earlier days. If only I could turn back time.........

Now I am drinking heavily trying to forget what a dumbass I really am..........

We need to get a breathalyzer for his Internet connection.

Or castrate him. I can't decide which is more humane.

[Holy-Sonic]

yet again another fail thread, good job mallisin you make my life waste another 10 secs making a reply of this:banghead::banghead::muffy:

[Christmas]

yet again another fail thread, good job mallisin you make my life waste another 10 secs making a reply of this:banghead::banghead::muffy:

Then don't reply.

[anex]

You know whats funny Walter. I am the true alcoholic yet they point out you :P

[๖ReS]

You know whats funny Walter. I am the true alcoholic yet they point out you :P

But you don't say things drunkenly over Steam chat to me that involve, "I love you Res, send me pix"

Or "Get fucking neked"

I'm scared and feel like I need to shower.

[Rapedollar$]

i vote castration...

[Holy-Sonic]

But you don't say things drunkenly over Steam chat to me that involve, "I love you Res, send me pix"

Or "Get fucking neked"

I'm scared and feel like I need to shower.

But you know you want too, he is your secret admire i know you will some day.:smirk::smirk::smirk:

[Vladninja]

This thread needed to be made... Walter I have known you for what feels like sometime now... but seriously WTF?

You seem to bitch, complain and talk about girls, power tools, and being drunk 24/7. We get it your a mans man... good for you. Some of us are and dont have to prove it all the time in an internet forum. Are you the IBIS Tim Allen? Get some help... You said the other night in GG you miss toasties? Are you fucking serious? Do you miss Cathy and Jojo as well?

Please as one friend to another get some help... put down the bottle... lay off the sauce.

You need help.

[EVL_Ripper]

But you don't say things drunkenly over Steam chat to me that involve, "I love you Res, send me pix"

Or "Get fucking neked"

I'm scared and feel like I need to shower.

And yet after that shower what did you do? You sent him those pics just like he asked.

[Ren]

And yet after that shower what did you do? You sent him those pics just like he asked.

He probably took the pics while IN the shower.

[EVL_Ripper]

You know it wouldn't surprise me one bit. Stop being a whore Res.

[Sin]

He probably took the pics while IN the shower.

Fucked up!

Walter, stop taking life so seriously. You're gonna die young if you keep it up. When you learn to stop putting women on such a high pedestal, you'll be a better man for it. Keep drinking, just not by yourself, you homo.

[Ren]

Yeah, you know that the more you obsess about women, the less likely you are to find one that will actually stick around... You gotta take the middle road.

[EVL_Ripper]

You do need to relax Walter, take it easy from the bottle too, it's not the 1800's, there's other things to drink besides water, horse piss and booze. No one wants a drunk anymore and while there's better then the love of a good woman ( except for Loka, you just want to bang her once and then sneak out the window before she wakes up) , there's other things to pre-occupy your time with. Since you didn't get into the Marines maybe you could try the French Foreign Legion, I think you'll do well.

[Sin]

French Foreign Legion

I lol'd... xD

[mag36]

yeah Walter start thinking for yourself instead of letting the booze think for you. All it does is bring past memories of stupid shit u have done. And stop trying so hard with ladies. Just be a fun guy and ladies will come to u. Don't automatically hit on every vagina you see or hear. Girls do like a guy that's hard to get not needy.

[uuntiltheendd]

yeah Walter start thinking for yourself instead of letting the booze think for you. All it does is bring past memories of stupid shit u have done. And stop trying so hard with ladies. Just be a fun guy and ladies will come to u. Don't automatically hit on every vagina you see or hear. Girls do like a guy that's hard to get not needy.

yea, i agree. i think that you try to hit on girls way too much. and thats pretty bad because this is online. i hope you dont do that in real life because its a turn off for girls. just dont be over the top and dont try to be a ladies man; just be yourself, take it easy, and lay off the booze a little bit. no offence intended walter :wtg:

[EVL_Ripper]

My offence was intended Walter.

[Jeimuzu]

Come to think of it.. Walter didn't seem to remember a few of the things that originally got me annoyed with him. Perhaps he was drunk then?

[walterbrunswick]

I don't actually hit on a lot of girls online, contrary to popular opinion. I need a break this game, and this is the season for depression... so is Christmas...

Before the Marines (which is still happening) I have some courses planned in college for electrical technician. Other times I'm doing odd jobs, or being bored... sorry if I unintentionally brought my problems into the cybersphere.

And thank you Mallissin for making this a new thread (something I DIDN'T want).

There are happy drunks, quiet drunks, and violent drunks. I guess I'm a mix of the first two, so it's not that bad.

[EVL_Ripper]

Right Walter, I've heard in the news of the guy going around beaten up the hookers late at night, police still haven't you...er him yet. . Non-violent drunk my ass.

[Christmas]

I don't actually hit on a lot of girls online, contrary to popular opinion. I need a break this game, and this is the season for depression... so is Christmas...

Stop talking shit about me, Walter.

[Holy-Sonic]

Stop talking shit about me, Walter.

see what mallisin started MORE FUCKING DRAMA:banghead::banghead::banghead: :banghead: :banghead::assault::wtg:

[EVL_Ripper]

I thought we talked about banning Mallisin? How's that comin' along?

[Mallissin]

And thank you Mallissin for making this a new thread (something I DIDN'T want).


No one wants an intervention. Friends just spring it on you when you need it.

LAY OFF THE BOOZE AND STOP DATING ONLINE!

[EVL_Ripper]

Fuck Mallisin, we should take him on Television, I think it's A & E that has that show "Intervention". Yeah Walter and the entire IBIS communtity is gonna be on TV!!!

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Simple solution. Get laid.

[EVL_Ripper]

Yeah, I guess we could start up a PayPal fund to get Walter an "escort".

[Sin]

He should have enough money to afford a cheap hooker. He's got all of those worthless power tools he can sell.

NY is right though.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

He should have enough money to afford a cheap hooker. He's got all of those worthless power tools he can sell.

NY is right though.

LMAO @ Worthless Power tools.

[uuntiltheendd]

what about eharmony? those commercials on tv look pretty promising. he should try it out :icon_mrgreen:

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

what about eharmony? those commercials on tv look pretty promising. he should try it out :icon_mrgreen:

eharmony ? WTF you need that shit. How about just going out and meeting someone like the goold ol' times.

[uuntiltheendd]

eharmony ? WTF you need that shit. How about just going out and meeting someone like the goold ol' times.

hey it might work for him you never know lol

[EVL_Ripper]

Walter spends all his free time here or at a bar, he'll never meet anyone that will want to be with him long enough to marry him.

[Sin]

I heard Mexican chicks dig white dudes and will marry before learning your name.

Walter has hope yet!

[walterbrunswick]

Going out is a luxury now-a-days (it costs $$) and I don't have a car yet, and live at the north end of the city... I tried eHarmony and I was one of the 20% that gets rejected :lmao: Oh the humiliation...

I like Ripper's idea. If you all spring for Eliot Spitzer's call girl... man, I won't say no... she's fine!

[ImGonnaGetCha]

Simple solution. Get laid.

P.s. Dont listen to them, unless you want a whore

Anyways here, This should help ^^ http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t53526/ , http://www.ehow.com/how_4548162_find-good-girl-date.html , http://www.xomba.com/how_to_tell_a_good_girl_vs_bad_girl_finding_a_girl friend_or_finding_a_good_time You're welcome :icon_mrgreen:

[walterbrunswick]

P.s. Dont listen to them, unless you want a whore

Anyways here, This should help ^^ http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t53526/ , http://www.ehow.com/how_4548162_find-good-girl-date.html , http://www.xomba.com/how_to_tell_a_good_girl_vs_bad_girl_finding_a_girl friend_or_finding_a_good_time You're welcome :icon_mrgreen:

Thanks Getcha!

What hurts the most is, not getting turned down, but missing an opportunity to do something, and then remembering that, for a long time...

Like when a girl smiles at you or gives you that look on a crowded downtown bus, but you're at the other end, with a tight crowd in the middle.

Or you just didn't approach a girl because you thought you might see her again, and weren't ready this time... and then not seeing her again.

Whatever, thanks anyway though!

[EVL_Ripper]

I say we just find someone to kill Getcha's boyfriend, then Walter can console her in her time of need and well you've all seen the movies, she cries, he holds her, they lock eyes, cue the porn music and bam! Getcha's knocked up and cryin' cause Walter left her cause he couldn't deal with the responsibility. Badda bing badda boom, end of story, everyone goes home happy.

[ImGonnaGetCha]

Thanks Getcha!

What hurts the most is, not getting turned down, but missing an opportunity to do something, and then remembering that, for a long time...

Like when a girl smiles at you or gives you that look on a crowded downtown bus, but you're at the other end, with a tight crowd in the middle.

Or you just didn't approach a girl because you thought you might see her again, and weren't ready this time... and then not seeing her again.

Whatever, thanks anyway though!

walter stopy!

We've all gone through that, and it's gonna continue to happen throughout life, you just gotta learn to deal with it.
we don't always get what we want, it's a part of lifes learning experiences! Once you realize that you'll be fine

Everything Happens For A Reason!
You need to look Forward Not Back!!

[walterbrunswick]

walter stopy!

We've all gone through that, and it's gonna continue to happen throughout life, you just gotta learn to deal with it.
we don't always get what we want, it's a part of lifes learning experiences! Once you realize that you'll be fine

Everything Happens For A Reason!
You need to look Forward Not Back!!

I know! It sucks!

Sometimes it's good to talk to someone about it... so, thank you!

And I don't care what anyone says, I know someday you're gonna be an awesome mother! Keep being yourself :wtg::icon_mrgreen:

[Tragedy]

I don't want to read all 5 pages...nor the first. SOMEONE RECAP!!

[EVL_Ripper]

Recap : Mastagunz enjoys peeing on his girlfriend.

[Christmas]

Recap : Mastagunz enjoys peeing on his girlfriend.

Translation: Mastagunz enjoys peeing on his hand.

[Sin]

Translation: Mastagunz enjoys peeing on his hand.

I lol'd...

@ Traj - Read on, man. That's what makes this forum so entertaining.

[๖ReS]

P.s. Dont listen to them, unless you want a whore

Anyways here, This should help ^^ http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t53526/ , http://www.ehow.com/how_4548162_find-good-girl-date.html , http://www.xomba.com/how_to_tell_a_good_girl_vs_bad_girl_finding_a_girl friend_or_finding_a_good_time You're welcome :icon_mrgreen:

I WOULDN'T CLICK DEM LINKS WITH A 4 FOOT POLE.

Sin click them for me.


Recap : Mastagunz enjoys peeing on his girlfriend.


Translation: Mastagunz enjoys peeing on his hand.

I LOL'D

[Mallissin]

Women like confidence, but the trick to being confident and not insecure is all about to whom you're lying.

When you're insecure, you're lying to yourself.

When you're confident, you're lying to others.

There's a reason why honesty isn't mentioned in any traditional wedding vows and why spouses aren't allowed to testify against each other during marriage.

Add it up, folks.

[loka]

yeah. Confidence. Being cocky gets you nothing. Being yourself gets you something.

[Christmas]

Also act like a girl is below your league.

People tend to act much more confident to women/men who they think aren't in their league, considering if they aren't attracted then there is no reason to worry because they weren't worth it anyways.

[Mallissin]

yeah. Confidence. Being cocky gets you nothing. Being yourself gets you something.

What's this? The resident bad-ass lesbian spouting feel-good PC propaganda? Say it ain't so!

[Mallissin]

Also act like a girl is below your league.

People tend to act much more confident to women/men who they think aren't in their league, considering if they aren't attracted then there is no reason to worry because they weren't worth it anyways.

Eh, I agree to a degree. Not that you should act like someone is below you, but act like you'll never get intimate with them. A lot of people jump right into the "ZOMG, I WANT TO FUCK HIM/HER" and then go about playing a game to make it happen. Any time you act hasty like that, you're going to make mistakes and in this case BIG mistakes that you'll most likely regret or hurt your ego.

So, it's better to just be friendly with everyone and after awhile certain people will click with you that will make you feel comfortable about taking on that next step.

[Christmas]

Eh, I agree to a degree. Not that you should act like someone is below you, but act like you'll never get intimate with them. A lot of people jump right into the "ZOMG, I WANT TO FUCK HIM/HER" and then go about playing a game to make it happen. Any time you act hasty like that, you're going to make mistakes and in this case BIG mistakes that you'll most likely regret or hurt your ego.

So, it's better to just be friendly with everyone and after awhile certain people will click with you that will make you feel comfortable about taking on that next step.

Well my point was is to act like they aren't worth you making a fuss over. Talk to them because you are interested, but don't act like every move is critical. Since you don't think she is in your league, you will not feel like shit if things don't work out. If they do, then great, you are in with an attractive person.

Of course eventually you have to admit that the person is at least in your ballpark.

[Holy-Sonic]

YEA THIS THREAD IS DONE the point is Walter just freaking stop drinking al ot of alcohol. and this is what walter looks like in REAL LIFE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY


EDIT: if you hate T-Pain mute your sound or lower the volume.

EDIT: 3:50 is the song that best suites walter, actually the line at 5:04 is what best fits walter

[mag36]

Eh, I agree to a degree. Not that you should act like someone is below you, but act like you'll never get intimate with them. A lot of people jump right into the "ZOMG, I WANT TO FUCK HIM/HER" and then go about playing a game to make it happen. Any time you act hasty like that, you're going to make mistakes and in this case BIG mistakes that you'll most likely regret or hurt your ego.

So, it's better to just be friendly with everyone and after awhile certain people will click with you that will make you feel comfortable about taking on that next step.

yeah i agree with mallisin on that point everyone tries to hard to jump in peoples pants. But if your trying to find a real relationship that's the better route.

There is one problem with that route though
if you become the best fiends type with her then u have no chance. Which then sucks!

[Jeimuzu]

I think you've all done it.. I can no longer determine whether any of this is real or a joke anymore..

And Res, I wouldn't touch those links with a 100 foot pole.

Why do you even need a girlfriend? Entertainment? There is other ways to obtain entertainment. Apart from that, there's reproduction. Which, since you don't have a car, or can't afford to go out (I think?) I doubt you would want some midgety things running around your house eating your wallet alive. Unless it's a mutual relationship, where both of you are helping each other out.. But then someone would probably just yell out the word incompetent or something to start more 'drama' as many of you call it.

[EVL_Ripper]

Maybe he's the type that measures his success in the world by the love in his life. Some people want material wealth , others want to give their love to someone who in return will give them theirs.

[Sin]

Maybe he's the type that measures his success in the world by the love in his life. Some people want material wealth , others want to give their love to someone who in return will give them theirs.

You disgust me.

[EVL_Ripper]

You disgust me.

I have feelings you bastard and you've just hurt every last one of 'em. I thought I could love you.


:depress: :(

[Sin]

<3? ;_;

[Mallissin]

Maybe he's the type that measures his success in the world by the love in his life. Some people want material wealth , others want to give their love to someone who in return will give them theirs.

That was the most sincere thing Ripper has ever said AND SIN HAD TO RUIN IT!

[EVL_Ripper]

<3? ;_;

Yes , I think with time, I could learn to love you again.

:hug:



That was the most sincere thing Ripper has ever said AND SIN HAD TO RUIN IT!


You see Holy Sonic you son of a bitch!! You see?! , I try to be serious and look what happens. THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!

[Sin]

THEY PULL ME BACK IN!!

Perfect timing for the Godfather quote. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.

[EVL_Ripper]

Perfect timing for the Godfather quote. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.

:luff:

Baby, you're the best.

[&&toasties]

You said the other night in GG you miss toasties? Are you fucking serious?

Everyone misses me.

Ho.

[XxMastagunzxX]

Everyone misses me.

Ho.

We're fucking doomed... :banghead:

[&&toasties]

We're fucking doomed... :banghead:

Aweee.

I've missed YOU in particular, little lover...

[uuntiltheendd]

We're fucking doomed... :banghead:

damn, i have to board up my windows again... :banghead:

[&&toasties]

damn, i have to board up my windows again... :banghead:

I don't go after horse-cock lovers.

So you're safe.

Lulz.

[uuntiltheendd]

I don't go after horse-cock lovers.

So you're safe.

Lulz.

http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww90/wowrx/yourefunnay.jpg
you are still hilarious.

[&&toasties]

http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww90/wowrx/yourefunnay.jpg
you are still hilarious.

THAT'S YOUR NEW GIRL?

Damn she's hot.

I'd hit that.

[Hitman]

I don't go after horse-cock lovers.

So you're safe.

Lulz.



fuckign great. shes back again. :muffy:

[EVL_Ripper]

fuckign great. shes back again. :muffy:

Come on, it was kinda funny.

[&&toasties]

fuckign great. shes back again. :muffy:

AMG.

I've missed you!

I dreamt about you every night...

I missed you the most, little lover...<33

[Hitman]

AMG.

I've missed you!

I dreamt about you every night...

I missed you the most, little lover...<33

And here I thought you commited suicide or someone finally killed you. I was waiting for the phone call at the funeral home so I can finally bury you.

Oh well sorry IBIS, guess those photos wont come



PS your still a whore in my eyes

[Christmas]

Awesome.

Things just got interesting.

[&&toasties]

And here I thought you commited suicide or someone finally killed you. I was waiting for the phone call at the funeral home so I can finally bury you.

Oh well sorry IBIS, guess those photos wont come



PS your still a whore in my eyes

Aweee.

I want to see those photos.

D:

P.S.

You're still a dumbass in my eyes<33

[&&toasties]

Awesome.

Things just got interesting.

Lick my penor, baby.

<33

[uuntiltheendd]

And here I thought you commited suicide or someone finally killed you. I was waiting for the phone call at the funeral home so I can finally bury you.

Oh well sorry IBIS, guess those photos wont come



PS your still a whore in my eyes

i think shes back to try and get back with walter.

@christmas:lol yea

[ImGonnaGetCha]

:headache: When does It End?

[&&toasties]

i think shes back to try and get back with walter.

NO!

I'm here to get back with NYS and Whyt.

I miss that 3-some...

[Hitman]

i think shes back to try and get back with walter.

As long as she leaves and dies off somewhere else them i dont give a fuck take him.

The SPAM NAZI IS BACK!!!

btw untiltheend. Who sent you that photo of toasties. That photo looks exactly like Toasties other photos as if she was doing it.

HAHAHAHA WHAT A UGLY COW CUNT

[EVL_Ripper]

Easy ladies, we're all friends here or at least human beings....or at the very least legal citizens of the United States, we should be after the foreigners....except Hobo and Potato.

[Christmas]

Lick my penor, baby.

<33

This isn't fucking GI Jane.

God dammit.

[uuntiltheendd]

:headache: When does It End?

2012. jk but you forgot to capitalize your d getcha.

[Hitman]

NO!

I'm here to get back with NYS and Whyt.

I miss that 3-some...

LOL NYS is hooked up with the second hottest polish girl I have ever seen in my life. I have the first hottest. :)

If he had anything to do with you, I would kill him because he would be infected with the swine flu.

[Christmas]

LOL NYS is hooked up with the second hottest polish girl I have ever seen in my life. I have the first hottest. :)

If he had anything to do with you, I would kill him because he would be infected with the swine flu.

Chicks who lay in your caskets at work don't count.

[EVL_Ripper]

Chicks who lay in your caskets at work don't count.

^ That's true...it is officially in the rule book that it doesn't count.

[uuntiltheendd]

As long as she leaves and dies off somewhere else them i dont give a fuck take him.

The SPAM NAZI IS BACK!!!

btw untiltheend. Who sent you that photo of toasties. That photo looks exactly like Toasties other photos as if she was doing it.

HAHAHAHA WHAT A UGLY COW CUNT

lol yup its her. its a picture of her reaction when the doctors finally removed the fat from her stomach and she saw her penis for the first time in her life.

[Christmas]

lol yup its her. its a picture of her reaction when the doctors finally removed the fat from her stomach and she saw her penis for the first time in her life.

Good one?

Come on guys, you have had at least a month to think up these jokes. Lets get something past middle school material now.

[&&toasties]

Good one?

Come on guys, you have had at least a month to think up these jokes. Lets get something past middle school material now.

I know right?

Shit, I was gone for a while to give them time to think of some newer material.

But it hasn't changed!

fuck, this is a disappointment...

BTW:

HAY CHRISTMAS.

How're you?

[&&toasties]

LOL NYS is hooked up with the second hottest polish girl I have ever seen in my life. I have the first hottest. :)

If he had anything to do with you, I would kill him because he would be infected with the swine flu.

LOLOLOL.

Not really.

I'll give you 5 minutes to come up with something else that will knock my socks off.

[Hitman]

its not even that christmas, from what i heard, things need to be kept simple for her

[uuntiltheendd]

Good one?

Come on guys, you have had at least a month to think up these jokes. Lets get something past middle school material now.

thanks bro. i know were not as funny as you but we can still try.

[Christmas]

its not even that christmas, from what i heard, things need to be kept simple for her

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/2_duplo_lego_bricks.jpg/600px-2_duplo_lego_bricks.jpg

Simple enough?

Autumn: I've been FUCKING DANDY!! Hope you are well.


thanks bro. i know were not as funny as you but we can still try.

No you can't.

Gtfo of my house.

[&&toasties]

Autumn: I've been FUCKING DANDY!! Hope you are well.



No you can't.

Gtfo of my house.

That sarcasm was yummeh.

xD

School going good?

[uuntiltheendd]

No you can't.

Gtfo of my house.

ill think about it

edit: toasties i want to hear your advice for walter! i know you have something intellectual you can share with him to help him out.

[Christmas]

That sarcasm was yummeh.

xD

School going good?

Like I said before. Fucking dandayyy.

[Hitman]

ill think about it

edit: toasties i want to hear your advice for walter! i know you have something intellectual you can share with him to help him out.

No need to think about it. Dont even waste your time. Christmas shown time and time again that he be part of Toasties e-gang.

Hes just bitter about everything and is normally an asshole. you should of realized that a while ago.

[Christmas]

No need to think about it. Dont even waste your time. Christmas shown time and time again that he be part of Toasties e-gang.

Hes just bitter about everything and is normally an asshole. you should of realized that a while ago.

I am part of no gang. I just really don't give a shit and you seem to have more of an agenda on anything than I do.


Just consider your responses in this thread. Calm down broski. You don't even know the chick.

[&&toasties]

ill think about it

edit: toasties i want to hear your advice for walter! i know you have something intellectual you can share with him to help him out.

OH YEAH.

WALTER:

Stop being a stalker.

Take tips from NYS and Hitman, at least they can be discreet.


Like I said before. Fucking dandayyy.

Oooohhhhh.

Sounds sexy.

Sexy time?


No need to think about it. Dont even waste your time. Christmas shown time and time again that he be part of Toasties e-gang.

Hes just bitter about everything and is normally an asshole. you should of realized that a while ago.

E-gang?

I HAD A FUCKING E-GANG???

Damn, the things I don't know...

[Hitman]

OH YEAH.

WALTER:

Stop being a stalker.

Take tips from NYS and Hitman, at least they can be discreet.



Oooohhhhh.

Sounds sexy.

Sexy time?



E-gang?

I HAD A FUCKING E-GANG???

Damn, the things I don't know...


Yea they followed the E-slut



btw just because me and NYs have a friendship, you don't have to cry that no one likes you IRL. If you weren't such a fucking bitch all the time then maybe JUST MAYBE most of us would stop hating on you.

Since you came back youve had what? 50+ posts already?

[&&toasties]

Yea they followed the E-slut

Teehee!!

You're so cute!

All this time and you STILL don't have any new material for me...?

Damn, I must not be the only slow one...

[Hitman]

Ill repost again since you happen to reply in -2 seconds


Yea they followed the E-slut



btw just because me and NYs have a friendship, you don't have to cry that no one likes you IRL. If you weren't such a fucking bitch all the time then maybe JUST MAYBE most of us would stop hating on you.

Since you came back youve had what? 50+ posts already?

[&&toasties]

Ill repost again since you happen to reply in -2 seconds


Yea they followed the E-slut



btw just because me and NYs have a friendship, you don't have to cry that no one likes you IRL. If you weren't such a fucking bitch all the time then maybe JUST MAYBE most of us would stop hating on you.

Since you came back youve had what? 50+ posts already?

OH GOOD.

I'm only a bitch because you guys provoke me<33

BUTTTT.

I forgot that you stalk me in real life so you know EXACTLY what I look like, you know EXACTLY how many friends I have, ect...

*sighs*

You never cease to amaze me<33

[Christmas]

http://www.learnamericanenglishonline.com/images/boy%20at%20movies%20eat%20popcorn.jpg

This should be entertaining. Think this thread will make 20 pages?

[&&toasties]

http://www.learnamericanenglishonline.com/images/boy%20at%20movies%20eat%20popcorn.jpg

This should be entertaining.

That's how I prep before I get on the forums.

xDD

EDIT:

I'm shooting for 30.

[Sin]

http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww90/wowrx/yourefunnay.jpg
you are still hilarious.

I lol everytime I see this picture.

FUCK!

[XxMastagunzxX]

fuck walter for bringing this beast upon us

[Christmas]

fuck walter for bringing this beast upon us

Only a gay man would want to fuck another man.

[loka]

I lol everytime I see this picture.

FUCK!

she looks like a thumb person

[XxMastagunzxX]

Only a gay man would want to fuck another man.

only sick fucks would want to fuck toasties

and i never said anything about me fucking anoyone

[Christmas]

only sick fucks would want to fuck toasties

and i never said anything about me fucking anoyone

I never said you, broseph.

[EVL_Ripper]

Only a gay man would want to fuck another man.

Don't fuck Walter Masta, he'll never be able to handle it when things between you two don't work out. You're from two different worlds, your love was never meant to be. He'll kill himself.

[&&toasties]

only sick fucks would want to fuck toasties

and i never said anything about me fucking anoyone

who wants to fuck me?

That's gross.

I'm a nun, y0.

@RIPPER:

LOL!

[Sin]

Don't fuck Walter Masta, he'll never be able to handle it when things between you two don't work out. You're from two different worlds, your love was never meant to be. He'll kill himself.

You don't disgust me anymore, Ripper. <3

[EVL_Ripper]

You don't disgust me anymore, Ripper. <3

Aww babe thanks. :icon_mrgreen: <3

[loka]

fucking flamers... so whose the catcher?

[Hitman]

only sick fucks would want to fuck toasties



who would want to do that. they would get laughed off the forums and then go hide for the rest of their lives. you saw the whole they posted of toasties. i feel like putting formaldehyde in my eyes

[&&toasties]

fucking flamers... so whose the catcher?

Cloud and his bundles of STD joy.

[EVL_Ripper]

fucking flamers... so whose the catcher?

You can catch a load of baby batter in your vag if ya want.

[&&toasties]

who would want to do that. they would get laughed off the forums and then go hide for the rest of their lives. you saw the whole they posted of toasties. i feel like putting formaldehyde in my eyes

Whole of Toasties?

I'm a whole of Toasties?

[loka]

my vagina would spit that shit back in your eye. from then on... pink eye comes to mind.

[Christmas]

This is why we need moderators.

MBP, you fail hard at your job.

[Sin]

This is the most active the forums have been in a while.

We only have on person to thank. That's me, btw...

[EVL_Ripper]

We don't need moderators, this is America, we have freedom here.

[&&toasties]

This is why we need moderators.

MBP, you fail hard at your job.

But where's the fun in that...?

[Christmas]

This is the most active the forums have been in a while.

We only have on person to thank. That's me, btw...

How about we thank your mother.

[&&toasties]

This is the most active the forums have been in a while.

We only have on person to thank. That's me, btw...

PSHT.

You fail at taking over my job as post whore.

You're fired.

[EVL_Ripper]

my vagina would spit that shit back in your eye. from then on... pink eye comes to mind.

Then we'll get it together when it drips off me to you while we give each other eskimo kisses as we cuddle.

[loka]

here's something funny

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_IeQxJMEtJY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_IeQxJMEtJY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

HAHAHAHAHA

[Sin]

here's something funny

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_IeQxJMEtJY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_IeQxJMEtJY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

HAHAHAHAHA

BAHAHAHAHA! I love it, I love it!

That post should end this thread.

[loka]

Then we'll get it together when it drips off me to you while we give each other eskimo kisses as we cuddle.

no. thats acid on your face. i'll be cutting you up and selling your body parts to mcdonalds for 100% beef patties

[Christmas]

no. thats acid on your face. i'll be cutting you up and selling your body parts to mcdonalds for 100% beef patties

I fucking love McDonalds!

[EVL_Ripper]

no. thats acid on your face. i'll be cutting you up and selling your body parts to mcdonalds for 100% beef patties

*eskimo kisses for Loka*

[uuntiltheendd]

No need to think about it. Dont even waste your time. Christmas shown time and time again that he be part of Toasties e-gang.

Hes just bitter about everything and is normally an asshole. you should of realized that a while ago.

weve basically been assholes to each other ever since ive been in the forums. i dont really mind, its the internet so whatever.

[&&toasties]

BAHAHAHAHA! I love it, I love it!

That post should end this thread.

LOLOL.

Agreed!

[loka]

actually christmas is kissing you considering he loves mcdonalds.... so cute... and gay. just. plain. gay.

[Hitman]

weve basically been assholes to each other ever since ive been in the forums. i dont really mind, its the internet so whatever.

I find it entertaining when I read these forums at work. I laugh my ass off all the time. Keeps me going when no one is dying. Thats why I always give back to the same 2 morons.

[Christmas]

weve basically been assholes to each other ever since ive been in the forums. i dont really mind, its the internet so whatever.

That's the way to think.

Right fucking there.


I find it entertaining when I read these forums at work. I laugh my ass off all the time. Keeps me going when no one is dying. Thats why I always give back to the same 2 morons.

Unfortunately you haven't really shown how you are more intelligent than I am, but I digress.

Keep up the insults, Cloud.

[&&toasties]

*eskimo kisses for Loka*

HAY NOW.

don't leave me out!

[Sin]

That's the way to think.

Right fucking there.

A lot of people in this community just don't seem to get that concept.

[&&toasties]

I find it entertaining when I read these forums at work. I laugh my ass off all the time. Keeps me going when no one is dying. Thats why I always give back to the same 2 morons.

Hahaha.... I'm sure...

[&&toasties]

A lot of people in this community just don't seem to get that concept.

that's much too logical.

These people can't users their brainers.

Savvy?

[EVL_Ripper]

A lot of people in this community just don't seem to get that concept.

They will, they're in the minority and we set the examples, they'll learn.

[Sin]

Savvy?

Pirate? o_O

Fuckin' Jack Sparrow over here.

@ Ripper - I think you and I need to persuade everyone into our way of thinking. Starting with, Walter.

[Christmas]

They will, they're in the minority and we set the examples, they'll learn.

Don't even fucking talk, you take these forums more seriously than anyone else.

Fucking lighten up you douche.

[&&toasties]

pirate? O_o

fuckin' jack sparrow over here.

jack sparrow?!?!?!?!

Where?!?!?

[Hitman]

Don't even fucking talk, you take these forums more seriously than anyone else.

Fucking lighten up you douche.

lol the intrawebz is serious biz

[Sin]

Don't even fucking talk, you take these forums more seriously than anyone else.

Fucking lighten up you douche.

REALLY?! Ripper... have you been lying to me?! ;_;

[&&toasties]

lol the intrawebz is serious biz

inorite!!!

xDDD

[EVL_Ripper]

Don't even fucking talk, you take these forums more seriously than anyone else.

Fucking lighten up you douche.

lol Hello Mr. Pot. If you want to say I take it seriously then in no way should you think you're any better. Little bit of personal truth for ya. You're welcome.

[uuntiltheendd]

@ Ripper - I think you and I need to persuade everyone into our way of thinking. Starting with, Walter.

sin just because you and ripper are boyfriends now doesnt mean you guys can start a cult without me.

[Christmas]

lol hello mr. Pot. If you want to say i take it seriously then in no way should you think you're any better. Little bit of personal truth for ya. You're welcome.

woooosh.

[&&toasties]

sin just because you and ripper are boyfriends now doesnt mean you guys can start a cult without me.

Bitch please.

They left y0 ass in the dusters.

[Hitman]

Almost 20 pages of insults. Most epic thread ever!!!!!!

Took only 20 mins to get form page 9 to 17

[&&toasties]

Almost 20 pages of insults. Most epic thread ever!!!!!!

Took only 20 mins to get form page 9 to 17

I'm shooting for 2000 posts and 30 pages!

OHYEAH!

[EVL_Ripper]

sin just because you and ripper are boyfriends now doesnt mean you guys can start a cult without me.

Easy baby, there's enough "special" punch for you too. Drink up.

[uuntiltheendd]

Almost 20 pages of insults. Most epic thread ever!!!!!!

Took only 20 mins to get form page 9 to 17

idk my unban me thread from a few months back was a pretty awesome insult thread.

[&&toasties]

idk my unban me thread from a few months back was a pretty awesome insult thread.

Your mom was a pretty awesome insult thread.

[EVL_Ripper]

idk my unban me thread from a few months back was a pretty awesome insult thread.

Well now you've given us a goal to shoot for.

[uuntiltheendd]

Easy baby, there's enough "special" punch for you too. Drink up.

:icon_mrgreen: gurgle gurgle

[EVL_Ripper]

:icon_mrgreen: gurgle gurgle


Don't smile, that ain't intiiation, you still gotta go down on Project S.

[&&toasties]

:icon_mrgreen: gurgle gurgle

Christmas has something else you can gurgle on.

[&&toasties]

Don't smile, that ain't intiiation, you still gotta go down on Project S.

....I just threw up in my mouth...

[EVL_Ripper]

....I just threw up in my mouth...

Good now spit it into a cup and we'll see if Untiltheend will drink that too. He'll probably want something to wash the taste of Project S out his mouth.

[Hitman]

Well now you've given us a goal to shoot for.

Its going to happen in the Discussions

[&&toasties]

Good now spit it into a cup and we'll see if Untiltheend will drink that too. He'll probably want something to wash the taste of Porject S out his mouth.

Can I put my famous soft serve in it too?

[EVL_Ripper]

Can I put my famous soft serve in it too?

Of course, he'll enjoy the added texture the corn and peanuts give.



And on a side note, Walter should be banned as this is what his threads become. Death to Walter!!

[Sin]

Who are you people?!?!

[EVL_Ripper]

Who are you people?!?!

We're the A-Team.

http://14.media.tumblr.com/8pJ8dxjfgqoz3edzfN1QTnfio1_400.jpg

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

Anyways since i won't be here much longer...

Walter never seems to be a problem drunk when i play with him. If he wants to be drunk so be it, if he's being anoying or breaking the rules people can always demo him.

As for his women problem you can always fap. Or go socialize with women until you find the right one.

[uuntiltheendd]

Don't smile, that ain't intiiation, you still gotta go down on Project S.

Of course, he'll enjoy the added texture the corn and peanuts give.

yea fuck that project s shit ill go ahead and have the peanut and corn soft serve


Who are you people?!?!
we are the men in black.

[Christmas]

Lock eyes...from across the room.

[Pink]

I dont get on for one day and this what happens. Its not even about walter any more... and walter doesnt seem like a bad drunk.

[XxMastagunzxX]

he's still an idiot for bringing toasties here...lets set him on fire :flame:

[EVL_Ripper]

Anyways since i won't be here much longer...

Walter never seems to be a problem drunk when i play with him. If he wants to be drunk so be it, if he's being anoying or breaking the rules people can always demo him.

As for his women problem you can always fap. Or go socialize with women until you find the right one.

Christ Holy way to bring this shit back on topic. Anyway you're not goin anywhere, fuck that stoopid surf shack shit.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

Christ Holy way to bring this shit back on topic. Anyway you're not goin anywhere, fuck that stoopid surf shack shit.

LOOL. That's just the surf server. i found a better zombie mod to what i like, sorry. And i can always play GG or pub on another server with active people.

[EVL_Ripper]

LOOL. That's just the surf server. i found a better zombie mod to what i like, sorry. And i can always play GG or pub on another server with active people.

Fine you go ahead and leave....no no I'm done with you, you aren't leaving on your own you're being thrown out. Yeah that's how this is goin down. You didn't leave me, I got tired of you and tossed your ass out.

[walterbrunswick]

Fine you go ahead and leave....no no I'm done with you, you aren't leaving on your own you're being thrown out. Yeah that's how this is goin down. You didn't leave me, I got tired of you and tossed your ass out.

Ripper, don't take it personally. It hurts all of us just as much as it hurts you :(

[&&toasties]

I dont get on for one day and this what happens. Its not even about walter any more... and walter doesnt seem like a bad drunk.

All I have to do is post "POOP" in a thread and all the attention is on me.

I'm amazing at changing the subject.

[&&toasties]

he's still an idiot for bringing toasties here...lets set him on fire :flame:

As for you...

I like my meat medium rare.

Can you handle that?

[uuntiltheendd]

All I have to do is post "POOP" in a thread and all the attention is on me.

I'm amazing at changing the subject.

i bet you like that attention dont you. thats why youre here.

[&&toasties]

i bet you like that attention dont you. thats why youre here.

Oh yeah.

You can relate though, ne?

[XxMastagunzxX]

i bet you like that attention dont you. thats why youre here.

She has to have attention because she's the dumbest fucking slut in the world. :lmao:

[EVL_Ripper]

She has to have attention because she's the dumbest fucking slut in the world. :lmao:

You're an asshole, you wouldn't invite me to play L4D2, you gay son, you gay.

[walterbrunswick]

She has to have attention because she's the dumbest fucking slut in the world. :lmao:

I agree. +1.

Okay, I'll admit I did miss her a LITTLE TINY FUCKING BIT, and only SOME things... but now that's she's back and back to her usual ways, ... God, make it stop...

[Christmas]

She has to have attention because she's the dumbest fucking slut in the world. :lmao:

And getcha is what, a rocket scientist?

[uuntiltheendd]

Oh yeah.

You can relate though, ne?

not at all. im not that miserable.

[walterbrunswick]

And getcha is what, a rocket scientist?

Getcha is not an attention whore you dumb slut. That's just her personality.

Lol Christmas <3

[XxMastagunzxX]

And getcha is what, a rocket scientist?

compared to toasties??? FUCK YEAH :lmao:

[uuntiltheendd]

And getcha is what, a rocket scientist?

i liked your rendition of bon jovi in the pub today. that was magic.



edit: oops. double post. my bad guys.. well nvm i dont think it matters in this thread anymore.

[Christmas]

i liked your rendition of bon jovi in the pub today. that was magic.



edit: oops. double post. my bad guys.. well nvm i dont think it matters in this thread anymore.

When the world gets in my faaayaaayaaace i say.

BUM BUM


HAVE A NICE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



Good fucking times.

[Hitman]

She has to have attention because she's the dumbest fucking slut in the world. :lmao:

+1 lol so tru

[&&toasties]

She has to have attention because she's the dumbest fucking slut in the world. :lmao:

If I'm so dumb how can I completely manipulate you and the others into constantly entertaining me because you're dumb idiots?


I agree. +1.

Okay, I'll admit I did miss her a LITTLE TINY FUCKING BIT, and only SOME things... but now that's she's back and back to her usual ways, ... God, make it stop...


[cie] &&toasties | rq: So, I heard you missed me.
WalterTheHandyman: Heh.
WalterTheHandyman: A little.
[cie] &&toasties | rq: Lolol.
WalterTheHandyman: *blushes*

Lmao.

I'm back to my usual ways because no one has apologised yet...


And getcha is what, a rocket scientist?

If she's a rocket scientist then Mastaguns must be a metal patient.


not at all. im not that miserable.

LOLOL.

You're more of a post whore than I could ever hope to be.


compared to toasties??? FUCK YEAH :lmao:

LMAO.

Go eat a dick.

<33

[walterbrunswick]

I'm back to my usual ways because no one has apologised yet...

Just curious, but what for?

[&&toasties]

Just curious, but what for?

I was called a spam whore/slut before I did anything wrong.

[XxMastagunzxX]

I was called a spam whore/slut before I did anything wrong.

Lol nobody is going to appologize for anything. I can see this continuing on for months or years until you get bored. :stupid: :ditto: :plzdie: :assault: :muffy: :pistols:

[Christmas]

Lol nobody is going to appologize for anything. I can see this continuing on for months or years until you get bored. :stupid: :ditto: :plzdie: :assault: :muffy: :pistols:

Or you die from eating all the CHOCOLAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Death]

I was called a spam whore/slut before I did anything wrong.

Your not dead yet...... wtf?!?!?!? i thought it was all good then this shit came

out again NOOOOOOOOOO hahahahahaha

[ImGonnaGetCha]

If I'm so dumb how can I completely manipulate you and the others into constantly entertaining me because you're dumb idiots?






Lmao.

I'm back to my usual ways because no one has apologised yet...




If she's a rocket scientist then Mastaguns must be a metal patient.




LOLOL.

You're more of a post whore than I could ever hope to be.



LMAO.

Go eat a dick.

<33


You want respect, but yet you dont treat others with respect

LOL whose the retarded one now

[&&toasties]

You want respect, but yet you dont treat others with respect

LOL whose the retarded one now

Still you.

LMAO.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

ight this is rediculous. Everyone needs to stop fucking posting.

do not post on this thread anymore, ignore people's comments and move on.

[XxMastagunzxX]

High five getcha http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/11/virtual-high-five.gif

[walterbrunswick]

Who wants Smarties?

http://www.pingwy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/smarties.jpg

[๖ReS]

Who wants Smarties?

http://www.pingwy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/smarties.jpg

I would but they're probably date rape.

[uuntiltheendd]

LOLOL.

You're more of a post whore than I could ever hope to be.

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this...lmao.
and nobody is going to apologize to you so get over it. well, your parents may apologize for bringing you into this world because you get made fun of every day. but even that is questionable. :wtg:

@walter: those dont look like smarties man

[Holy-Sonic]

I would but they're probably date rape.

well he wants you that bad so he can personally get those nudes he's been asking for :lmao::lmao::muffy::wtg:

[&&toasties]

this...lmao.
and nobody is going to apologize to you so get over it. well, your parents may apologize for bringing you into this world because you get made fun of every day. but even that is questionable. :wtg:

@walter: those dont look like smarties man

You're so cute and retarded that I just might pity you...

BUT.

For Holy's sake, I'll not post anymore unless provoked.

[uuntiltheendd]

You're so cute and retarded that I just might pity you...

BUT.

For Holy's sake, I'll not post anymore unless provoked.

likewise.