Sleepwalking

[Ren]

Have you ever?

Legend has it that when I was a kid, I sleepwalked once. I went downstairs (eyes open, of course) and laid down on my dad's side of the bed (he wasn't in bed yet, and my mom was just sitting in bed reading). She said, "No, you can't sleep in our bed, let's go back upstairs," and took me by the arm to lead me back to my room. I pulled away to go to the bathroom, though, and after I was done she proceeded to take me back to my bed. On her way back downstairs, she noticed I'd left the bathroom light on, and when she went in to turn it off, she found my underwear floating in the toilet.

I also had a friend who sleepwalked into his garage and peed in the corner. It seems a lot of sleepwalking stories I've heard involve going to the bathroom. EENTAHLESTING!

[anex]

I did that when I was young. Except what I did was, my parents say, that I walked into the living room when they were watching a movie, and pissed on the carpet, thinking it was the bathroom in my sleep.

[Ren]

Seriously, why do all sleepwalking incidents involve peeing?

[mag36]

Yeah, I sleep walked once, when I was young. I had to pee and apparently :icon_mrgreen:

Made it to the bathroom, lifted the lid, and then proceeded to pee on the towels, bathtub, sink and floor. Never made it into the toilet though.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

i once tried to call and order a pizza. but i dialed my grandparents in baltimore instead.

[Ren]

i once tried to call and order a pizza. but i dialed my grandparents in baltimore instead.

And? Did they send you a pizza?

[acolyte_to_jippity]

And? Did they send you a pizza?

no it was 2:00 in the morning

[Curdy]

maybe you where all awake and epic failed navigation and decided pissing anywhere was a good idea.

[KaMiKaZi_NiNjA]

I've been told I used to say things when I was sleeping XD

[Ren]

I've been told I used to say things when I was sleeping XD

*muffled snore* "Dammit, Bobby!"

[KaMiKaZi_NiNjA]

I think it was something about dinosaurs running after me and trying to eat me or something stupid like that.

on another note a friend that had turrets used to talk about killing nazi's in his sleep

[XxMastagunzxX]

I've never sleptwalk but I have been caught talking in my sleep on one occasion. I do reguarly wake up and notice myself singing the lyrics to songs in my head the instant I am awake. I must do it in my sleep as well.

[maynard]

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[Cal45]

I used to sleep with earplugs and I would do stuff like this a lot because noises wouldn't wake me up. I stopped using them and stopped sleep walking/talking.

[washythebreaker]

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So scary how he just woke up with his eye open ahha

[Scrubbleboo]

My husband (aka YT, the bastard!) got up after a very drunken evening, sleepwalked over to the bathroom linen closet and pissed on the door. The whole time I was screaming at him. He was in deep shit when he woke up after learning that I had to clean up his piss.