If the world went to shit...

[Rage]

And zombies started killing everyone, what is your action plan? Be realistic about it tho.

Seeing as I live in the middle of no where, and granted the everything didn't happen because of something airborne, I think I got a pretty good chance of survival.

I'm far enough away from any major city it would take forever for anything to reach me, but close enough that a walmart is merely 45 miles away. I got guns and ammo, and enough wildlife in my neck of the woods to survive. Plus I got the maine hunting skill, a truly unique ability!

I got PLENTY of wood to build a shelter and for fires, and many rivers and streams to fish from.

I'd invite some of you, but I'd be very selective :smirk:

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

invite mee

no but really

seeing as how i liuve in a urban area id have to act quick

i always do these scenarios in my head

any wqays

id prolly call my father
and steal a car to get to his house where i have a 12 guage 20gauge my 9mm my 30aut6 and my semi auto ak-47

stalk up on the weapons next i would probualy head back into the city for a gun shop on top of that some food places if the situation was to the point of stealing a car id probualy grab a hummer

after stocking up on emmense supplys id head out to the middle of no ware id prefer a house that i can secure very well and id want it to be in the middle of no where in the open like in a field of farm fields so that i could see far enough to the point that if something was comig we would have more time to prepare for it before it got there


but all in all what would really happen with me if that happened is id be called up to put on kevlar and be givin a M4 fighting them and killing theem in the military
haha

[Rage]

Lol this is like a "I Am Legend" scenario...

[Nemesis]

weapons would be pretty much useless as by the time you get all your shit together there would be to many zombies to fight off anyways.

my plan would be to drive up to my cottage and stay there. its a raised house so all i'd have to do is destroy the stairs and there would be no way for zombies to get up to the door. i'd keep a ladder in the house for me to get in and out, but i could move it when i get in/out.

at this point i would start cutting down trees all around the cottage to increase the line of sight and so i could expand on the small farm that's there.

at this point i'd go into the city to scavenge, the cottage already has all the hunting and fishing equipment i need but since everyone's dead, i'd probably get a bigger boat, there's always yachts there so i'd probably take one, and since the cottage is right on the lack (which leads into the great lakes) i have a quick escape if one is needed.

at this point i'd just watch the end of the world unfold.

[OMGBEARS]

Well since I live in one of the larger metropolitan areas in the country I'd most likely be screwed. However, I'd most likely make a rooftop runaway to roy highway (after gathering up my p90 and p228 from the shop) and follow that west until I reach the airport. After a brief panic there, I'd try my best to make it to the outskirts of the city, perhaps to a little town. I'd then attempt to find the closest barracade factory and stay there for a while until things die down.

After things seem quieter, I would then try to find my way to the mall for supplies, as I'd most likely be running low at this point. After finished at the mall, I'd take the bus to the subway, which for whatever reason still works perfectly with but a flick of a lever (who knew subway cars worked via lever?) to look for any survivers holed up. I'd then climb back up to the surface, hop on the bus again and make my way to texas where I would promptly find the closest high school and then wait out armageddon in the red room. I'm thinking that since all the admins would be dead, I'd just cade it and lol at all the qq'rs.

But in all seriousness I'd most likely die.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

you forgot flame nades LOLOLOL

[Rage]

Well since I live in one of the larger metropolitan areas in the country I'd most likely be screwed. However, I'd most likely make a rooftop runaway to roy highway (after gathering up my p90 and p228 from the shop) and follow that west until I reach the airport. After a brief panic there, I'd try my best to make it to the outskirts of the city, perhaps to a little town. I'd then attempt to find the closest barracade factory and stay there for a while until things die down.

After things seem quieter, I would then try to find my way to the mall for supplies, as I'd most likely be running low at this point. After finished at the mall, I'd take the bus to the subway, which for whatever reason still works perfectly with but a flick of a lever (who knew subway cars worked via lever?) to look for any survivers holed up. I'd then climb back up to the surface, hop on the bus again and make my way to texas where I would promptly find the closest high school and then wait out armageddon in the red room. I'm thinking that since all the admins would be dead, I'd just cade it and lol at all the qq'rs.

But in all seriousness I'd most likely die.



I'd ban you if you caded the red room!

[Jeimuzu]

I think there was a thread about this already.. Conclusion of it? I will live.. Unless I'm not immune/its airborne.. That would suck.. After preparing for all these years..

My basic plan though, given my circumstances.. Grab all the swords/tools/guns/supplies/gas/armor I have available to me (Which is pretty much a lot), put them in my car, and drive somewhere less populated than the area I'm in now is. Which isn't very populated. I would probably do the 28 days later tactic.. Try to survive until the zombies starve. Probably at a fresh water lake.. Or up in the mountains where I can hunt.

It's common knowledge.. Zombies don't like cold.

[loka]

Hmmm. If the world went to shit? Here's my problem with this thread already. Your world is what's around in your life. So let's see... people in Iraq and Afghanistan would say their world is shit right now. Kids with cancer and childhood disease's world is shit right now. Sooo... this thread is like the whiny bitchfest of a zombie apocalypse? Please be a bit more specific because your world is technically unscathed as oppose to other people's.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

well, i think we can all agree the downer bitch gets left behind

[Ren]

I would probably just camp somewhere until my insulin ran out.

I try not to go through apocalypse scenarios in my head, because I realize that as a type 1 diabetic, there would be no way for me to survive. Once the medicine's gone, I die.

[StarsMine]

Im going to post a story my freinds CS and Jamie wrote, my name is Matthew Jackson so CS refers to me as Jackson.



Have you ever walked down a street feeling like you’re the only person left on the planet? Watching the grass sway, the wind catch on leftover trash, listening to the silence of absence?
That’s what it felt like every day after the big Tragedy, the “end of the world as we knew it”. Only no one was singing. Not many people had been prepared for it to happen. Not many believed it would happen. After all, zombies were just a story, right? Something to scare the kids a bit.
Right?
The thought makes a lot of us chuckle even now. We knew it was coming. We were prepared. We had a plan.
We almost even followed it.

“WZDT, report!” The leader of the band paced in front of a small group, each person a designated team leader. One, a blond female, stepped forward. This was the second: Jaimie.
“Back rooms are clear,” she reported.
“Bathrooms, too,” stated a stocky male. He leaned heavily to one side, but this did not appear to hinder his movements too much. Peaches.
The last one, Jackson, stepped forward and cast his gaze downwards. He took a breath before speaking, “We…had a little accident in the showroom. We had to block it off.”
The leader looked mildly unhappy to hear this. “Can we reclaim it?”
“Uh…probably not for a while. There’s a lot of them in there.”
Stepping back, the leader rubbed her neck as she thought for a moment. “Any of ours?”
“No.”
Now there was silence. Jaimie stepped forward, “CS, the group from the upper floor hasn’t come back yet.” She paused. “Do we go look for them?”
There was some murmuring. A few people who had hung back to let their team leaders speak now stepped forth to put in their opinion on the matter. However, before anyone was able to pay their two cents, CS pointed. “Jaimie. Jackson. Brittany. You three come with me.” She turned and faced the entire band. “The rest of you…keep this area clear.” There was more murmuring, but she was obliged.
The four made their way to the stairs located in the rear of the building. CS looked over her shoulder. “Everyone ready?” Weapons were raised, teeth were grit, and grips tightened. Slowly, they crept up the stairs, listening hard. CS eased the door open and the group was greeted with silence. Two bodies lay on the ground—one with the skull bashed open and the other—
“Through the eye. Impressive,” Jackson noted as he kicked the corpse over. “They were here.”
“No dip, Sherlock,” CS snapped. Still, there were no sounds from the rest of the area. Slowly, the group moved forward, eyes and ears alert to any motion, any sound. There was none. Brittany crept up beside the second.
“Jaimie,” she whispered. “Do you think they’re…?”
“Shh,” CS shot back at them. She stood behind Jackson as he eased another door open. The sight that met their eyes was horrifying.
The grotesque creature barely had time to utter a weak moan before Jackson raised his shovel and hit. The thing went down, flailing, and Jackson continued to smash over and over and over until the skull split like a ripe melon. He wiped his brow and sighed. CS pushed past him and peered down to see the identity of their assailant. She paled slightly and bit her lip before speaking.
“That’s one of ours,” she murmured. “Jaimie, do you think that they all turned?”
“Dunno.” Jaimie walked forward. “Since he was just wandering around, I’d say it’s likely.”
“All right, be on your guard, everyone.”
As a group, they continued to creep forward as silently as possible, though they tried not to bunch too closely together. Brittany, despite the grim situation, broke into a grin. “A closet,” she said. She glanced at the rest of the team to see if it was okay for her to investigate. CS gave a nod of approval and Jaimie moved behind her. Without hesitating, Brittany reached for the handle, yanking it open and jumping back as the door swung open.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, especially the one in the closet. “I thought you guys were never coming. When John turned, I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t do it…”
“Shut up, Tomo.”
“What? We didn’t do that bad. We got most of them, anyway.”
“Only most of them?”
“Well, the one that got John got away somewhere…” Tomo sniffed and looked at the body on the floor. He didn’t look well. Jackson turned around, crossing his arms.
“That…is not good.” He gave a sigh. “At times like this, I wish I had a chainsaw.” CS smacked the back of his head, frowning deeply.
“Brittany, you take up the rear. Jackson, you take point. Jaimie will stay with you—I’m going to bring Tomo downstairs to…recover.”
“Got it.” Jackson looked at his shovel. “And you’re sure I can’t have a chainsaw?”
“Positive.” CS and Tomo headed for the stairs. The three left behind took a deep breath and proceeded to search for the remaining corpse. Jackson squeezed the handle of his shovel, wishing profusely he could have the weight of the chainsaw in his hands. Though he knew it to be a terrible idea, he was determined to one day take down a moaning mob with his whirring metal monstrosity.
“Jackson, look out!”
“Huh?” Jackson blinked and jumped backwards. The girls moved forward to challenge the ugly brute before them. The beast was swiftly dealt with, its head now free of any messy extremities.
Straightening, Jaimie fell back in line. “We should have kept Tomo around up here,” she remarked. “He could tell us if this was the only one or not.”
“You know how CS is. Hates losing people,” Jackson shrugged, shouldering his shovel. “She’s got a stick up her butt all the time now—”
“Um,” Brittany began. The other two turned to see that she had a wriggling ghoul pinned with her pitchfork. “I think there was more than one.”
“Really?” Jaimie asked, quickly incapacitating it. “And, Jackson—CS is our leader. If you don’t like it, leave. Go die on your own.” She looked around and sighed. “All right. Let’s do a sweep through this floor.” Jackson, looking a tad bit more grim than he did earlier, obliged. It didn’t take long to investigate—there was nothing left to slay. Satisfied, the group headed back downstairs to report. It seemed everyone was settled to wait out the showroom siege. CS stood as she spotted the three coming from upstairs, sweating slightly.
“Cleared? No injuries?”
“Yes, it’s good upstairs,” Jaimie nodded. “None of us were hurt.”
“Good.”
Just then, a group of people filed in from an adjacent room. “Dinner’s ready, CS.” The leader grinned.
“Great!” Everyone slowly funneled into the rear, intent on getting their rations. It was absolutely delectable—Karen at the small portable stove, Amanda passing out flat metal dishes to hungry members, and enough food for all. CS locked the door after ensuring everyone was in and relief spread through the group. Mealtimes were bliss.
The team leaders all stood together, talking as they ate. “I never thought we’d be holding out in a vacuum store,” Jaimie said.
“Neither did I. It’s going to be tough to get to Nokesville with so many of these stupid corpses walking around,” CS nodded as she swallowed some refried beans. Indeed, the WZDT had encountered a lot more problems than they had expected.
“I still don’t get how those other groups got to our first choices before we did,” Jackson complained.
“Yeah, and after that it was just a rush to find any defensible place. We’re lucky we found this.”
Peaches leaned forward, jabbing his fork at them as he spoke. “Was tough getting Sadie here, too. How many people are we going to pick up, anyway?”
CS stopped chewing. She looked conflicted. “We’ve reached a max…but…” She sighed. “It’s going to be tough moving as one big group. We need to split up and meet again so we don’t attract too much attention.”
“What if we travelled at night?” Jackson suggested.
There was quiet as they weighed the pros and cons of the idea. Certainly it would protect them from other people, plus it was easier to stay quiet and close in the dark. The problem lay instead with the undead lurking just outside.
“I’d rather travel when I can see things coming, though,” Jaimie put her opinion in. “It’s also easier to navigate by day.”
“It’s also easier to be spotted,” growled Peaches. He licked his platter clean.
“Priorities are important. Would we rather get killed by people or zombies? Anyway, if we’re spotted by people, they could see we’re not zombies. At night, how would they tell?”
“But zombies aren’t the only things some people are hunting for. I’m willing to bet there are a few people either way who would be taking pot shots at us,” CS added.
“I’d still rather be killed by live people than zombies. Less reanimation involved afterwards.”
CS sighed and looked over their group. She could see Karen and Amanda laughing together as they tidied up, wiping plates clean and neatly stacking cans. There was Tomo, sitting in the corner, hunched over and hugging his own shovel, either asleep or thinking. Sadie and Brittany were speaking with other girls and the guys all lovingly maintained their weapons or chattered about the way things used to be. “Well, at this point…” CS poked at the little bit of food left on her plate. “At this point, I don’t think we can muster up enough energy to leave anyway. We all need rest.” There was muttered agreement at this; everyone was tired. “All right. But cleanup from dinner first!”
There was much rustling and clanking as everyone tidied up. Most huddled together to sleep. The moans outside the walls, though barely audible, got on everyone’s nerves. Everyone was nervous. But everyone slept.
The only ones left awake were the two sentries who exchanged whispered conversations occasionally to keep each other awake.

As morning arrived, people began to stir. CS unlocked the door as Camilla and Maya stretched. “Are you two ready?”
“Ready as I’ll ever be.” Camilla broke into a grin. “If I’m in trouble, all I gotta do is outrun this one.” She gestured to Maya, who objected loudly.
“That only works once, though, ‘cause after that, you’re on your own,” Jaimie reminded her, despite the small laugh she gave.
“Stick together,” CS told them, the picture of seriousness. “I want both of you back. Now…go!” She opened the door just enough to let them through. As soon as they had gone, the door was shut and locked once more.
They waited hours for their return. As always, CS fidgeted and worried to herself as they played cards.
“King me,” she said.
“Go fish,” responded Karen. CS sighed and grabbed a handful from the pile.
Jaimie grinned. “I’ve got a seven to jack straight flush,” she announced. CS snatched her cards and handed them off to Peaches. “Hey!”
“If you’re not going to follow the rules, then don’t play.”
Peaches stared at his hand. “What are we playing?”
“Cards, dear,” Sadie cooed at him. Everyone groaned.
“What rules?” Jaimie asked, then paused. “Did you all hear that?”
CS stood, excited. “At the door?” The two grinned and Jaimie dashed to the door, knocking thrice. Two knocks replied. The door was opened and the two scouts walked in, glistening with sweat but all smiles. Jaimie made sure the door was firmly shut and looked again before she and CS brought the scouts back to the card game.
“Well, how was it?”
“Surprisingly clear.”
“Good. And neither of you were injured, right?”
“Not at all.”
“It’s safe?”
“Yeah, definitely.”
“We should all go as soon as we can. Who knows when it’ll start getting bad again.” Immediately, everyone was up, stretching out their muscles, ready to go. CS went out first and observed the team leaders bringing their respective groups out. She wasn’t sure where to go next: Nokesville was too far, but it felt almost ideal. Not only this, but their strategist, if still alive, lived there. But…
“Where are we headed?” Everyone was out and waiting for direction.
“Laser Quest,” CS announced. “The laser tag room.”
“Got it.” The groups set off, staying in close formation and keeping watchful eyes out for any movement. The entire area was still and deserted. Abandoned cars rusted where they stood, every window smashed by undead or looters. Many stores were emptied out and there was a shocking lack of bodies. Bodies that may have been present before but were now lurking around, just out of sight.
Most weren’t frightened of zombies. Most were frightened of…well, other people. Zombies didn’t think, didn’t consider hiding or attacking from a distance. They weren’t made jumpy by fear, and they weren’t too hard to fend off as long as there were only a few. You always knew what a zombie’s intentions were. No, live people were much more dangerous.
Luckily for the group, neither were around. There were only a few solitary undead, whose moans were quickly silenced. It wasn’t long until the group found themselves standing in front of Laser Quest. The place wasn’t destroyed, thankfully. There were only a few zombies inside, but they seemed suddenly intent as the group approached the glass doors. Closing in as one, they put up a hard fight…but not an entirely good one. The bodies were removed as everyone began to settle the building, ensuring that there were no other surprises standing around.
The team leaders observed their prize fondly as everyone worked hard to block off entrances. “I wonder why nobody else thought of coming here.”
“Lots of people just don’t think things through, that’s why.”
They laughed and inspected their new arrangements closely. Without the fog machines and black lights, the place was much more pleasant and inviting. The play arena was an ideal defense position. CS was already planning excitedly: “We can use this area for food prep and eating. This part we can use for sleeping in…” She beamed and turned.
“We’ll probably be here a long time.”


And were going to Laser Quest tomorrow :shotgun:

[BladeTwinSwords]

tl;dr

oooh Laser Quest.

[Rage]

Hmmm. If the world went to shit? Here's my problem with this thread already. Your world is what's around in your life. So let's see... people in Iraq and Afghanistan would say their world is shit right now. Kids with cancer and childhood disease's world is shit right now. Sooo... this thread is like the whiny bitchfest of a zombie apocalypse? Please be a bit more specific because your world is technically unscathed as oppose to other people's.


DO you choose to be such a cunt or is it in your DNA?

[Nemesis]

next question is, do you lone wolf it or do you group up with others?

[Rage]

next question is, do you lone wolf it or do you group up with others?


I'd prolly lone wolf it for a while, so the zombies pick out the week ones, than i will go in search of other survivers. One thing i would look for right away tho is a good dog. Never under estimate the need to have a good dog.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

I'd prolly lone wolf it for a while, so the zombies pick out the week ones, than i will go in search of other survivers. One thing i would look for right away tho is a good dog. Never under estimate the need to have a good dog.

like in fallout 3?

ry to get one you can tell to "get me a weapon" and it'll run off and come back w/ a fucking aa-12

[OMGBEARS]

I'd find James and follow him until he makes a cade. Just like every one else.

[Rage]

Lol ya like in fallout. And i wouldn't follow james because you know someone will be a douche and cade break or throw a fail grenade

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Lol ya like in fallout. And i wouldn't follow james because you know someone will be a douche and cade break or throw a fail grenade

except this is real life here. ff is on...and james doesn't have an admin menu...

[hallwagner]

LOL....rage would just hold up in his house all by himself with more than enough food and supplies..he's just like that :icon_mrgreen:

[Nemesis]

i guess i wouldn't care who was with me, as long as they passed the test...









:icon_mrgreen:

[acolyte_to_jippity]

i'd gather my mom and dad, and some supplies, then head to my gf's house. they're semi-redneck, but got plenty of guns, as does a few of their neighbors. plus, my gf's step-dad goes hunting all the time so he knows the area of evansburg state park perfectly. we'd be extremely well armed, and basically convoy it out to the park and hide out in a cabin for a while.

and when i say he's well armed, i mean he has at least 4 handguns (the berretta's always loaded in his bedstand) at least 2 pump shottys (a 10 and an 8 i think) he just got back from the shop his m4 carbine civilian model, etc etc...

him, my gf's younger sister (goes hunting w/ the stepdad), me (damn good shot myself) and my dad (range instructor at scouts...it counts) could hold off quite a few

[mag36]

Well I live in TN and everyone has a guns in TN. So weapons wont be a problem, But i would probably drive to one of the several lakes around here and take a house boat. and live there for a while. Doubt zombies can swim and be an easy shot shooting them on the banks.

[Jeimuzu]

I'd find James and follow him until he makes a cade. Just like every one else.

Believe it or not, one of my first plans would be to find an abandoned jail if I can't make it to the mountains and make a fort. I could cade that place up like no tomorrow. Put it on complete lockdown.. Do tests on zombies in cells.. ect. And honestly, I wouldn't mind having a lot of you with me, if you listened and didn't screw around.. Between me and my cousin, we'd have you trained and ready to become an elite zombie killing squad within a day or so.

"GOSH DAMN IT, STOP SHOOTING THAT!" *I'm trying to push a gate to close it, and 4 people are shooting it.* "IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY IN REAL LIFE!" *As bullets bounce off everywhere and start hitting me.*

And if not that.. Anywhere I go I know exactly where a weapon is. Hell, every time I go to wall-mart I look at something and think to myself.. "Could I use this in a zombie invasion?"

Cool thing though.. My cousin is a 1st Lt. in the military.. He has the license required to buy a p90.. I can supply him with the money too. So as soon as we move into my apartment in June, I know what I'm going to buy as a celebration gift!

[StarsMine]

a at least 2 pump shottys (a 10 and an 8 i think)


holy crap that 8 hurts to shoot

[acolyte_to_jippity]

fuck yeah, i've never shot it, but used a 14 gauge back in scouts (that had a bit of a kick) and have shot a 10 on the range before...so i could guess what an 8 would be like. that fucker'd almost rip my shoulder off

[StarsMine]

fuck yeah, i've never shot it, but used a 14 gauge back in scouts (that had a bit of a kick) and have shot a 10 on the range before...so i could guess what an 8 would be like. that fucker'd almost rip my shoulder off

I have shot 10s on rare occasions, usually I use a 12 gauge and sometime a 410. after shooting 10-15 shots with a 12 gauge, it just starts to hurt, I can imagine how painful the 8 is after a few shots.

[Ren]

On second thought, I think I'd kill a moose with my bare hands and use the antlers as a melee weapon.

[OnEyEdMaN]

If ever? i would run to costco and shut all of its doors, but before that ill rob a gun store and grab all guns and ammo that i need for target shooting zombie..lol

[Christmas]

Scenario 1: Hide in my house and cade up the rooms, or hide in my attic in the garage and wait for the hysteria to die down.

Scenario 2: Break into the currently vacant prison complex and barricade the place up, bringing as many healthy people as I can with me.

Scenario 3: Hook a generator up to the freezer in the local ice rink and sit my ass at center ice with a hockey stick and ice skates. Wait for zombies to hop the boards. Hilarity ensues.

[Rage]

Lol fuck the hockey stick. I'd run them over with the Zamboni and make them part of the rink.

[๖ReS]

I would probably get as many people I care/know will be useful with me to my Grandpa's house (fucking guns upon guns up in thurrr) And it would be that for a little while, and then I would go take guns and supplies down to florida with me and find where James lives, go to his fucking epic bomb shelter thing and wait it out. Also my grandparents live in bumble fuck Penslyvannia so very few zombies would be there.

[Ren]

Lol fuck the hockey stick. I'd run them over with the Zamboni and make them part of the rink.

I think you mean a Zomboni!

[๖ReS]

I think you mean a Zomboni!

lol'd

[Curdy]

Since im English my chances are minamal.

But first things first

1. Grab my cricket bat!

2. Thick clothing, jst thick enough to resist bite marks (if im not ammune)
paintball mask and if the buggers puke infection.

3. Get a car and drive to the army reservist camp near by and find me
some guns

4. Find an airfield and find a plane (my days playing flight simulator might pay
off for me) fly to a remote island or across the channel.

5. If there are no planes at airfield head for the coast (avoid large populated
seaside resorts and ports)

6. Get a boat and sail to an island or across the channel.

7. If the zombie situation turns out to be global rather than isolated incident
im heading for Russia (with luck it would be winter time and all the buggers
just freeze to death

[Rage]

Hmm I'd skip the border to canada and go live with the polar bears. I hear zombies hate poutines

[Curdy]

Hmm I'd skip the border to canada and go live with the polar bears. I hear zombies hate poutines

lets hope the zambies cant infect polar bears, maybe you could train a polar bear army to fight the zombies if they are immune.

[Rage]

No fair because global warming would become my #1 enemy... But than, the polar bears could eat the zombies and global warming wouldn't matter. Smart thinking Curdy. I'll give you Queen ranking in my new formed country if you please.

[Nemesis]

Since im English my chances are minamal.

But first things first

1. Grab my cricket bat!

2. Thick clothing, jst thick enough to resist bite marks (if im not ammune)
paintball mask and if the buggers puke infection.

3. Get a car and drive to the army reservist camp near by and find me
some guns

4. Find an airfield and find a plane (my days playing flight simulator might pay
off for me) fly to a remote island or across the channel.

5. If there are no planes at airfield head for the coast (avoid large populated
seaside resorts and ports)

6. Get a boat and sail to an island or across the channel.

7. If the zombie situation turns out to be global rather than isolated incident
im heading for Russia (with luck it would be winter time and all the buggers
just freeze to death

what do you mean your chances are minimal, don't you people still have those fucking castles over there? peace out in one of those bitches.

[mastercheff]

I would probably ditch my parents and find one of you guys. If I get bit, save yourself the trouble and shoot me.

[maynard]

I would probably ditch my parents and find one of you guys. If I get bit, save yourself the trouble and shoot me.

id shoot ya even if you weren't infected...:smirk:

[Jeimuzu]

That's not cool. Mastercheff is one of the competent people.

[StarsMine]

id shoot ya even if you weren't infected...:smirk:

Ren would do that to me :(, and she already did.

[Spasm]

prolly go to my friends grandparents house, they have a bomb shelter. Get in that bitch and wait it out for a while.

[XX0wnsXY]

I would just become a zombie..because I would be saving myself months of hardship for me to eventually become one anyway. I would do a plethora of coke and then I would go throw myself to the zombies.

or acid even.. how awesome would acid be when it's not "just your imagination" this time :P hahaha.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

I would just become a zombie..because I would be saving myself months of hardship for me to eventually become one anyway. I would do a plethora of coke and then I would go throw myself to the zombies.

wow, for some reason...that's incredibly depressing.

...

yeah.../thread

[XX0wnsXY]

wow, for some reason...that's incredibly depressing.

...

yeah.../thread

Just think, when you're out there fighting off all the zambies, you might run across me as a zambie and get to blow my head off.

[mastercheff]

id shoot ya even if you weren't infected...:smirk:

And i always wanted to shoot a gun and kill someone when it was legal :(.

[KɅΞW]

The outbreak will never happen, because those noob cops will kill the alpha zombie and ruin the fun for everyone :banghead:

[Rage]

Just think, when you're out there fighting off all the zambies, you might run across me as a zambie and get to blow my head off.

But if I run across you when you aren't a zombie, you might get to blow my head. :D not off tho, that would hurt.




Lol sry I just had to.

[XX0wnsXY]

But if I run across you when you aren't a zombie, you might get to blow my head. :D not off tho, that would hurt.




Lol sry I just had to.

God, i cant say one thing without it being turned int something sexual. pervert, you are. :p

[XxMastagunzxX]

God, i cant say one thing without it being turned int something sexual. pervert, you are. :p

Welcome to the internet. :wtg:

[XX0wnsXY]

Im just kiddin. rage knows i can be just as perverted as any guy haha

[Mrs. Xen_Warrior]

And zombies started killing everyone, what is your action plan? Be realistic about it tho.

Seeing as I live in the middle of no where, and granted the everything didn't happen because of something airborne, I think I got a pretty good chance of survival.

I'm far enough away from any major city it would take forever for anything to reach me, but close enough that a walmart is merely 45 miles away. I got guns and ammo, and enough wildlife in my neck of the woods to survive. Plus I got the maine hunting skill, a truly unique ability!

I got PLENTY of wood to build a shelter and for fires, and many rivers and streams to fish from.

I'd invite some of you, but I'd be very selective :smirk:

Despite playing zombie mod every day I would probably freak out and get myself killed haha

[XX0wnsXY]

Despite playing zombie mod every day I would probably freak out and get myself killed haha

Too bad we cant all stand on eachother's head and shoot m249,s to knock back the zombies 20 feet lol.

[Mrs. Xen_Warrior]

Too bad we cant all stand on eachother's head and shoot m249,s to knock back the zombies 20 feet lol.

Well considering how long they take to reload I would go with a shotgun or a p90 hahaha

The only good thing about real life zombies would be that one shot to the head would most likely do the trick! :reddot:

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Well considering how long they take to reload I would go with a shotgun or a p90 hahaha

The only good thing about real life zombies would be that one shot to the head would most likely do the trick! :reddot:

which is why a para or shotty aren't the best weapon. actually, an m4 garand would be perfect.

or an m14ebr

[XX0wnsXY]

which is why a para or shotty aren't the best weapon. actually, an m4 garand would be perfect.

or an m14ebr

Well, in my zombie apocolypse, the guns are no reload like some zm mods LOL

[acolyte_to_jippity]

so...you're saying you're a worthless noob in your apocalypse scenario?

[XX0wnsXY]

Im sayin (all realism out the window, sorry rage lol) im gonna jump into a tight spot and pwn those zombies with a no reload weapon until the drugs or they kill me haha

[Rage]

Lol hmm I've seen the effects pot smoke has on spiders.. I wonder what effect pot smoke would have on zombies? Maybe make them friendly and shit? Use them like slaves or something.

But with all realism out the window, im that faggot who is gonna prenuke all you bastards while you try to board the chopper!

[maynard]

And i always wanted to shoot a gun and kill someone when it was legal :(.

lawl:wtg:

[mag36]

Lol hmm I've seen the effects pot smoke has on spiders.. I wonder what effect pot smoke would have on zombies? Maybe make them friendly and shit? Use them like slaves or something.

But with all realism out the window, im that faggot who is gonna prenuke all you bastards while you try to board the chopper!

Hmm if i remember correctly I get the fucking munchies, so DAMN! I hate to see how much more hungry zombies will get if we got them high

[XX0wnsXY]

Hmm if i remember correctly I get the fucking munchies, so DAMN! I hate to see how much more hungry zombies will get if we got them high

Well I know that I get very thoughtful, so perhaps a lot of them will stop to contemplate the wonders of the world, instead.

[Mrs. Xen_Warrior]

Lol hmm I've seen the effects pot smoke has on spiders.. I wonder what effect pot smoke would have on zombies? Maybe make them friendly and shit? Use them like slaves or something.

But with all realism out the window, im that faggot who is gonna prenuke all you bastards while you try to board the chopper!


Thats it, i'm going into spectate to make sure you babies don't prenuke. Whoever does is getting BANNED. hahaha

[Rage]

LOL

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-spiders-that-smoke-marijuana-eYF.jpg

[ChronicVT]

Rogue is scared for first time... people following him... Bethel... That is where I will run... Bethel Vermont... Middle of nowhere of New England... So glad I kept up on those Stephen King novels... must go now... prepare before the others get there...

[XxMastagunzxX]

I'd fucking kill the zombies.

[Rick12337]

Well I got a camp up in the mountain pretty much load up my goodies two of them you can see in my photos and as the say "head for the hills"

[Rage]

Lmfao I never throught this thread would be more popular than my "How do you whipe your ass" thread

[Lt Pancakes]

I live in the city so i'd have little option choice for weapons since i also live in Canada.

I'd grab a crow bar and start on my bicycle. Bicycles are easily maneuverable and quiet. If we are talking about the normal zombies slow, short of sight, and only feed for flesh then this is a per-stein strategy.

I would make regular short trips to small convenience stores in my area in biking distance grab what ever weapons i could and supplies to defend my home or ( Base A ) from possible intruders. Thinking realistically this isn't going

to end up like resident evil where for some reason government really is stupid as hell and does nothing the zombie attack/ infection would only spread so far before it could be contained. In those few months to a year zombies would flock out of my area attacking large crowds and heading to the noisiest things they could hear.

Unlike you i would not fish from rivers in fear on infected blood maybe streaming through the waters. I would travel farther to grocery stores in the next few months as the zombies would start to pan out.

Gathering supplies canned foods and items like this i could very well last a year or two, but the USA would probably find a way of killing them all before 2 years happened so i have thought about this alot actually. I get so bored sometimes in Physics xD.

My weapons of choice.

Crowbar- Silent - easy kill
Baseball Bat ( has to be metal ) Silent - easy kill - fast

In emergency - Shotgun/Rifle/Handgun - All stolen from Local police forces. ( preferably deceased victims from the virus )