this shovle is amazing!

[brentidge]

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[acolyte_to_jippity]

holy shit, that's a pretty impressive item there. i mean, cpr and everything? plus it'll even operate your vehicle in emergencies as well as cook grilled cheese. and the handle's hollow so you can store booze in there to boot!

damn. i was worried those china bastards would be comin over to conquer us, but no fear, this shovel can open bottles of alcohol!! crisis averted!!

[StarsMine]

Bottle opener and oar FTW

[acolyte_to_jippity]

the oar's retarded, i could do just as well w/ a normal shovel, and did you notice how that guy either had no legs or was walking along the bottom?

[demonater10]

Oh wait, it doesn't kill people?

[maynard]

hacks!

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

so this is how china plans to take over the world, cutting down trees, kiyaking, drinking, and digging holes for us to put them in?

AWESOME sounds like a blast


p.s. they spelt opener ? wrong? they spelt operner?

[acolyte_to_jippity]

a bunch were spelled wrong dude, it was probably translated from chinese, either using google translator or by some retard

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

or it is a subliminal message saying that they do not respect our language, culture, or being

o.O

a general over there mentioned plans of eentually taking over the world, because it is the chinese destiny

if im not mistaken every male has to enlist in there army )=




EDIT: p.s. he isnt a legless man rowing the boat, chinease are all 5ft tall to begin with duhhh

[Christmas]

hacks!

Yes maynard, it does that too.