Lettuce agree.. Dave Chappelle is funny as fuck.

[Spasm]

So I have been watching a ton of comedy here lately and I must say Dave chappelle takes the cake for one of the funniest motherfuckers ever.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

cool story bro

[loka]

Is Loka gonna have to choke a bitch?
DARKNESS'!

Pretty late on that subject too. Chapelle has been hysterical.

[Spasm]

Is Loka gonna have to choke a bitch?
DARKNESS'!

Pretty late on that subject too. Chapelle has been hysterical.

Haha. Not really late. I have watched a lot of his shows. Hadn't listened to him in a while though. Too bad he doesn't perform anymore.

[Sin]

Sugar, water... and of course - purple.

I want the purple stuff.

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE!

[acolyte_to_jippity]

mwh, dane cook, gabriel iglesias [/spelling], dimitri martin, jeff dunham, and george carlin [r.i.p.] are all funnier.

[Rob]

George Carlin.

[uuntiltheendd]

he is one of the greatest. i cant believe i was watching chapelles show in the eighth grade. time has flown by.

[loka]

Sugar, water... and of course - purple.

I want the purple stuff.

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE!

How about a game of basketball?

[uuntiltheendd]

bitches... come over here and have sex with charlie murphey.

[hallwagner]

u guys gotta check out this guy named dan cummins, hes more of a dark/morbid comedian whos kinda insane, but regardless hes funny as shit. one of my faves. others i find funny: daniel tosh, gabriel iglesias, carlos mencia, jeff dunham, dave chapelle, and obviously george carlin

[Christmas]

Shoot the J...shoot it!

One too tree fo fiifff!

I'm Wayne Brady bitch!!

[uuntiltheendd]

jeff dunham needs to get ran over.

[SCRIBBLE]

jeff dunham needs to get ran over.

:wtg:

Jeff Dunham is what happens when Comedy Central needs money.

[maynard]

I miss mitch hedberg

[RickJames]

I feel like its my duty to reply to this thread.... not sure why.

[Christmas]

I miss mitch hedberg

I love escalators, because an escalator will never break. It can only become stairs.

Favorite stand-up comedian, ever.

[uuntiltheendd]

jeff dunham needs to get ran over.

same thing with daniel tosh.

+1 to mitch hedberg.

also, i saw some of russel brands standup and it was surprisingly very funny.

[hallwagner]

same thing with daniel tosh.

+1 to mitch hedberg.

also, i saw some of russel brands standup and it was surprisingly very funny.

aw fuck u daniel tosh is funny, but not as funny as dan cummins

[X 1 Viper1]

You guys should check out Stephen Lynch. That guy is funny as fuck, except he sings about retarded babies and the devil. Oh Well.:icon_mrgreen:

[uuntiltheendd]

fuck tosh and dunham. jokoy and brand should have thier own shows. actually, a carrot would have a better show than both tosh and dunham.

back to chappelle quotes: bitch i live in a fucking trash can! :lmao:

[loka]

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HOW'S IT TASTE MUTHAFUCKA!

[Spasm]

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how's it taste muthafucka!

lmfao

[Spasm]

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Nigga what is this juice!

[loka]

hahaha!

Me and my roomies in college used to do Chappelle and Katt Williams marathons. And then I introduced them to Gabriel Iglesias too. Was 2 black chicks and 3 Puerto Rican chicks. We were the loudest fucking room in the dorm.

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[XX0wnsXY]

hahaha!

My and my roomies in college used to do Chappelle and Katt Williams marathons. And then I introduced them to Gabriel Iglesias

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Haha gabriel is hillarious.

[loka]

Haha gabriel is hillarious.

He's ok. When I first introduced them to him, it was that only Comedy Central special. His stand ups are totally different from that special too. He's still funny though.

[CYBER]

Best comedians ?

#1: Georges Carlin: by all means the God of all comedians... oh wait, he says there aint a God:P
(i like his "airplanes BS talk" and "similarities" the most...7 words isnt bad i suppose.
quote= "seatbelt, high tech SHIT!"
quote2 ="[...] that cold sore feeling in ur throat when u eat icecream [..]cant do nthn about but wait for it to go away? then what do we do? EAT MORE ICECREAM! WHAT ARE WE FUCKING STUPID?!!"



#2: Dave chapelle: funny as hell ,his talks are always about black folks not being treated fair (some comedians that overdo the racism jokes irritate me) YET every joke he made about the unfair treatments was both TRUE and HILARIOUSLY mentionned
quote about a girl air tight ="[...]she'd be on them like a chicken on a rotissery!",


#3 Gabriel Iglesias: His comedy acts are WAY different from the other comedians, he has his own style and doesnt focus of a specific overall subject, his "comedy" is his randomness and his gestures.
quote 1: "...now there are SIX levels and fatness: [...] Big, healthy, husky, fluffy, and DAMN!!!... and the new level is : OH HELL NO!"

[OnEyEdMaN]

im surprised that no one mentioned richard pryor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9pKLL27YYQ

[loka]

im surprised that no one mentioned richard pryor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9pKLL27YYQ

Different generation. Gave birth to the type of comedy we see today.

[uuntiltheendd]

kurt metzger.